Everyone tell your favorite joke

[CatCity]

what did the lesbian vampires say to each other?




















See you next month

[Jordan311]

oh, i thought this was favorite current joke, not favorite joke from when I was in 5th grade.


Later

[CatCity]

either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.

[Smoke]

You know why they call them Herpes?











Because a woman got them first, otherwise they'd be hispes

[Jordan311]

either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.

I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.

Later

[Smoke]

either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.

I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.

Later

I don't think I knew what a lesbian was in 5th grade, let alone girls getting periods. you're being your usual prickish self Jordan

[CatCity]

either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.

I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.

Later

Wait, didn't you just make a thread with a hipster joke?

[Shiny]

smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?

[Shiny]

that's my fav joke ps ^

[Smoke]

smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?

Nope. I didn't have sex ed until I was in 7th grade and it's not like girls were forthcoming with those details. Also when I was in 5th grade like 20+ years ago, girls weren't getting their periods that young.

[Shiny]

yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?

[$lmjimy311]

sam, i laughed.


a lawyer is at the pearly gates waiting in line when all of a sudden one of st. peter's helpers comes and starts to take him to the front of the line. he gets to the front and asks st. peter "why am i getting such special treatment?" and st. peter looks into his book and responds "according to your billable hours, you gotta be at least 200 years old!"


what do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start

[Smoke]

yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?

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actually I have a twin sister, another sister, and 2 moms.

The topic never came up when I was a child and I think I'm glad about that.

[Jordan311]

for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.

Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.


Later

[$lmjimy311]

for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.

Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.


Later

OMG?!?!?! JORDAN SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS DOUCHEY?!?!?!?!??!?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Tehshewz]

I got a jem right here.

Element is stupid.
The end.
UrBoDy LolLD

[GOAT]

what do you call 3 mexicans, one chinese guy and 4 black guys?







a sprinkler. spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga nigga

[kateric10]

Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?














For eating a Brownie.

I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....

[Tehshewz]

Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?














For eating a Brownie.

I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....

How was it sick?
How old was she?

[Tehshewz]

That show, the amazing race.....















is that about white people?