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what did the lesbian vampires say to each other?




















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oh, i thought this was favorite current joke, not favorite joke from when I was in 5th grade.


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either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
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You know why they call them Herpes?











Because a woman got them first, otherwise they'd be hispes
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Sam wrote:either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.


I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.

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Jordan311 wrote:
Sam wrote:either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.


I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.

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I don't think I knew what a lesbian was in 5th grade, let alone girls getting periods. you're being your usual prickish self Jordan
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Jordan311 wrote:
Sam wrote:either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.


I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.

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Wait, didn't you just make a thread with a hipster joke?
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smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?
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that's my fav joke ps ^
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Shiny wrote:smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?
Nope. I didn't have sex ed until I was in 7th grade and it's not like girls were forthcoming with those details. Also when I was in 5th grade like 20+ years ago, girls weren't getting their periods that young.
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yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?
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sam, i laughed.


a lawyer is at the pearly gates waiting in line when all of a sudden one of st. peter's helpers comes and starts to take him to the front of the line. he gets to the front and asks st. peter "why am i getting such special treatment?" and st. peter looks into his book and responds "according to your billable hours, you gotta be at least 200 years old!"


what do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start
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Shiny wrote:yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?
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actually I have a twin sister, another sister, and 2 moms.

The topic never came up when I was a child and I think I'm glad about that.
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for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.

Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.


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Jordan311 wrote:for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.

Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.


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I got a jem right here.

Element is stupid.
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Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?














For eating a Brownie.

I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
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kateric10 wrote:Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?














For eating a Brownie.

I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
How was it sick?
How old was she?
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That show, the amazing race.....















is that about white people?
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