Everyone tell your favorite joke
Everyone tell your favorite joke
what did the lesbian vampires say to each other?
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Re: Everyone tell your favorite joke
oh, i thought this was favorite current joke, not favorite joke from when I was in 5th grade.
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either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
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You know why they call them Herpes?
Because a woman got them first, otherwise they'd be hispes
Because a woman got them first, otherwise they'd be hispes
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Re: Everyone tell your favorite joke
Sam wrote:either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.
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I don't think I knew what a lesbian was in 5th grade, let alone girls getting periods. you're being your usual prickish self JordanJordan311 wrote:Sam wrote:either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.
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Wait, didn't you just make a thread with a hipster joke?Jordan311 wrote:Sam wrote:either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.
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smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?
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that's my fav joke ps ^
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Nope. I didn't have sex ed until I was in 7th grade and it's not like girls were forthcoming with those details. Also when I was in 5th grade like 20+ years ago, girls weren't getting their periods that young.Shiny wrote:smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?
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yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?
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sam, i laughed.
a lawyer is at the pearly gates waiting in line when all of a sudden one of st. peter's helpers comes and starts to take him to the front of the line. he gets to the front and asks st. peter "why am i getting such special treatment?" and st. peter looks into his book and responds "according to your billable hours, you gotta be at least 200 years old!"
what do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start
a lawyer is at the pearly gates waiting in line when all of a sudden one of st. peter's helpers comes and starts to take him to the front of the line. he gets to the front and asks st. peter "why am i getting such special treatment?" and st. peter looks into his book and responds "according to your billable hours, you gotta be at least 200 years old!"
what do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start
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\Shiny wrote:yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?
actually I have a twin sister, another sister, and 2 moms.
The topic never came up when I was a child and I think I'm glad about that.
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for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.
Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.
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Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.
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OMG?!?!?! JORDAN SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS DOUCHEY?!?!?!?!??!?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?!?!?!Jordan311 wrote:for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.
Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.
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I got a jem right here.
Element is stupid.
The end.
UrBoDy LolLD
Element is stupid.
The end.
UrBoDy LolLD
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what do you call 3 mexicans, one chinese guy and 4 black guys?
a sprinkler. spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga nigga
a sprinkler. spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga nigga
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Re: Everyone tell your favorite joke
Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
For eating a Brownie.
I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
For eating a Brownie.
I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
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How was it sick?kateric10 wrote:Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
For eating a Brownie.
I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
How old was she?
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That show, the amazing race.....
is that about white people?
is that about white people?
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