Shiny's tips for getting the ladies
Shiny's tips for getting the ladies
1.) When a girl doesn't answer your calls, it means that she's trying to get you to call her again. Call her over and over. Minimum 7 times. And leave a voicemail for most of those calls.
2.) If you are drunk, always call the girls that you like. Especially if its 4am and your buddies are all passed out but you are awake because you enjoy the feeling more than they do. Tell em that you'll change your life for them and that you will marry them one day. They will be so happy.
3.) Break up with a girl over AIM. She will think this is unique, and she will be so happy instead of sad.
4.) Always call a girl when you are really high. Say wierd things like "Jesus wants a TV dinner" and when she doesn't laugh, say it again and laugh after your joke really loudly so that she understands that its a joke meant to be found funny. Then tell her that you are high. Then tell her what strain of pot you smoked earlier. And how much you bought.
5.) If a girl gets mad at you, cry and then say "oh my god, what can I do to make it right??? what can i do??"
6.) Always assume that if your girlfriend is going out on a 'girls night out' that she is cheating on you, and you should call her over and over again and say "just checking up on you"
7.) If the girl that you like doesn't go to your school, it won't work out. So lay in bed at night and cry and wish that it was the year 20465 and there was no longer a such thing as distance.
more to come! hope this helps the dudes out there
2.) If you are drunk, always call the girls that you like. Especially if its 4am and your buddies are all passed out but you are awake because you enjoy the feeling more than they do. Tell em that you'll change your life for them and that you will marry them one day. They will be so happy.
3.) Break up with a girl over AIM. She will think this is unique, and she will be so happy instead of sad.
4.) Always call a girl when you are really high. Say wierd things like "Jesus wants a TV dinner" and when she doesn't laugh, say it again and laugh after your joke really loudly so that she understands that its a joke meant to be found funny. Then tell her that you are high. Then tell her what strain of pot you smoked earlier. And how much you bought.
5.) If a girl gets mad at you, cry and then say "oh my god, what can I do to make it right??? what can i do??"
6.) Always assume that if your girlfriend is going out on a 'girls night out' that she is cheating on you, and you should call her over and over again and say "just checking up on you"
7.) If the girl that you like doesn't go to your school, it won't work out. So lay in bed at night and cry and wish that it was the year 20465 and there was no longer a such thing as distance.
more to come! hope this helps the dudes out there
- KyleRayner
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hahah ewww that first one is gross!KyleRayner wrote:or the abe lincoln, where you cum on their face then shave your pubes onto their face and it sticks to the cum and they have a beard
or the strawberry shortcake where you cum on the face then punch em right in the mouth...
i cant figure it out but girls tend to like that kinda shit
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Re: Shiny's tips for getting the ladies
s000 random lol