Clerks 2

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:04 am

PILLOWPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit... that's gotta be the funniest thing ever in any movie ever! i almost laughed so hard that my lung would have collapsed from lack of oxygen. i seriously almost passed out from laughing so hard and trying keep it in because my laugh is hilariously uncontrollable and it sounds so weird and fake. then when that lord of the rings guy started throwing up! ahhahahhahaahah i will definately see it again!

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:24 pm

y2kprelude wrote:The dancing thing wasn't funny and ill placed.

wrong. randall did the wrangler. best 2 seconds of the movie.

KyleRayner · Post by **KyleRayner** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:46 pm

i thought it was fucking great

logosteel · Post by **logosteel** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:09 pm

saw it last night...Very good as everyone has already said. I think i willhave to go again, except shitfaced...i'll lose it. Does anyone else see a sequel coming after that ending?

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:32 pm

i want a sequel. or an hbo show... so they can say all the dirty things.

311Baybee · Post by **311Baybee** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:14 am

where's kelly?

KELLY CAN BE A BOYS NAME TOO!

bahahahahahahh i still havent seen clerks but i saw clerks 2 tonight and it was fucking hysterical. i was like " i need to see what all this fuckin pillowpants and porchmonkey shit is all about" and man it was FUNNNNNEYYYY!
p.s. i never heard the term porchmonkey in my whole life before this!

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:08 am

311Baybee wrote:p.s. i never heard the term porchmonkey in my whole life before this!

yeahhhh me neither!

Later

Element · Post by **Element** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:18 am

yr both newbs at life

311Baybee · Post by **311Baybee** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:50 am

Element wrote:yr both newbs at life

its so virginal and shit

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:24 pm

311Baybee wrote:KELLY CAN BE A BOYS NAME TOO!

HEY!

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:53 pm

i saw this movie last week and it was great. i need to see the first one now

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:21 pm

Kevin Smith On the Jackson Five's ABC: "I've just always dug that song, and waaaaaaay back in '99, when I was thinking of the original incarnation of "Clerks II", that song (and the dance number that accompanies it) was always gonna be a part of the flick.

Oddly, back then, it was Randal who was gonna be learning to dance/falling in love atop a roof at the Seaside Heights boardwalk, with all those dancers treading the boards below. The dance partner/love interest I had in mind for him?

Alanis."

http://www.newsaskew.com/