Another 311 Scenerio

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:31 pm

SKAbatula wrote:hahahaha...WOW!

Three tries at PSYCHO and spelled wrong every time, Sam. hehe j/k

fuck that's really funny sam! hahahahaha I'm proud that I inspire such angst in you that you use me in a story .. hahaha

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:59 pm

hahaha so many ideas were flashing in my head i didnt have time for spelling

Flowing · Post by **Flowing** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:14 pm

WOoOOW that was .....

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:01 pm

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:01 pm

best thread ever

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:26 pm

CollapsingVisionary wrote:k...
I'm way too mature for this.

posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:23 pm

yessss!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:45 pm

CV Advanced

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:14 pm

slam dunkin a ball pushin chumps out of bounds. running up the seats and attcking the crowd. taste the bitter sweat of my pits..raisng higher a slam dunk cuz im as tall as the ceiling

sing that to hydroponic

Yoni · Post by **Yoni** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:26 pm

Hey Sam? Are you high when you come up with these things? They are very cool. The reason I ask is because I am not that creative and I would have to be stoned to come up with shit like this. I like them, come up with some more!

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:10 pm

i was actually in computers class at the time. you dont gotta be stoned to be creative, just imagine

Yoni · Post by **Yoni** » Sat May 26, 2007 4:16 pm

Samsupnthismothafuka wrote:i was actually in computers class at the time. you dont gotta be stoned to be creative, just imagine

Thats just my point, some people are more creative than others, I am not as creative as others. I wish I was.

poolio · Post by **poolio** » Sun May 27, 2007 12:34 pm

311 day 08
ticket price: blood donation of 6 pints

All of the 311 fans are told over the bb that they have to donate six pints of blood three months in advance before the concert. They are told that there is a secret guest and that this show will change the face of music forever (THEY WERE RIGHT!). So all of the fans think 6 pints is a lot but they collect it periodically before the show so they have enought for admission. They arrive at the venue and are told that the blood they collected is not of any use and if they want to be admitted that they have to right then. Most are drained to the brink of death. Most fans pass out at the booth where they are getting their blood drawn. They are shoveled into the pit and iodine is showered on them. The lights go out for twenty minutes. Nick comes out of the darkness and a purple light shines on him. He says, "I have a very special guest for all of you tonight. She is going to change the face of music with us forever. INTRODUCING...." Then an ambient white light flashes on Enya who appears on stage in a pear-shaped glass bubble. A mash-up of orinoco flow and who's got the herb starts playing. Nick shouts, "Introducing my main nigga, ENYA!!!" The croud moans. As the music is playing all of the sudden a giant phalic hose drops on top of the glass pear and connects to the inside. All of the blood that was taken from the croud poars into the pear that enya is inside. It fills up completely until the pear is completely full and red. All of the sudden the blood level starts going down in the pear. You see a hint of enya's face with a straw in her mouth. The blood level continues to go down and you see enya full and fat from all the blood. The band appears with technicolor lighting and nick runs up to pnut as he's hopping in a circle on one leg. Nick grabs the bass, procedes to make out with pnut for a good five minutes. Dry humps him a bit. Then runs over to the pear with the bass. Shatters the glass pear with it. and kicks enya into the pit wear she explodes. The band plays feels so good and pnut plays air bass so the whole song sounds like shit. The stage catches fire and everyone dies. U2 plays at a mass funeral for the event. Bono is sad and masturbates on nicks headstone.

Tehshewz · Post by **Tehshewz** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:38 pm

"Tim is wearing a fubu jacket and sagging pants with a chain that said "Tim is money"
If he only did this at a Halloween show

Here is my senario:

311 comes out on stage.
They play songs we want to hear/have voting contests on what we want to hear.
They then announce that they will never play a single again.

End

311Baybee · Post by **311Baybee** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:36 pm

"JUGGLE MY BALLS"

i have been cracking up
i want ten scenarios
the fubu jacket was classic.
i miss this

Tehshewz · Post by **Tehshewz** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:55 pm

miT's new nickname should be TMoney but spelled like this T$

ajlp12345 · Post by **ajlp12345** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:07 am

My 311 scenerio is that they were going to do a "311 universal pulse leak party" and Ska and Shewz.....and jimmy. or whatever his name is were the main organizers....

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:38 am

JIMMY GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE FORGETTING JIMMY......fuckers

ajlp12345 · Post by **ajlp12345** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:22 pm

$lmjimy311 wrote:JIMMY GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE FORGETTING JIMMY......fuckers

Are you happy now? hehe.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:38 pm

slightly

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:07 pm

fuck you slmjimy, i was mentioned before you

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