311's Restaurant !!!

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:23 am

So i give credit where it's due. I didnt make it, it was taken from the BB.

311 - The Restaurant
Appetizers

Offbeat Bare Ass Wings - these have a Sick bite, served with our special wing sauce. Medium, hot, Loco, or Freak Out flavored, or just get them Plain.

All Mixed Up salad - 1,2,3 types of greens with cherry tomatoes, edible Long for the Flowers,cHives, and our Rub A Dub dressing.

Eons of chips - endless amounts of tortilla chips with our very own Salsa.

Applied Fry-ence - bucket of our fry wedges served with cheese and chili.

Dinners

T & P combo - a hearty T-bone steak served with our garlic mashed Potatoes.

Six chicken fingers - 6 chicken fingers served with our Amber honey mustard sauce.

Fat Chance buger - 10 oz. buger that will have you yellin for more. Served with a side of Fry-ences and wheat thins.

Taiyed Filet Mignon - the main attraction. 12 oz. grilled to perfection. Served with asparagus and mashed potatoes.

The Continuous fish fry - catch the feelin of a neverending basket of perch, grouper, or mahi-mahi. Have it grilled, blackend, or fried and served with Fry-ences.

This Too Shall Passta - thick angelhair noodles served with marinara or alfredo sauce and sprinkled with our own combination of Who's Got the Herbs.

Desserts

Beyond the Mud Pie - a choclate and coffee mudpie with lots of almonds.

Sweet sherbert - try all our flavors; lemon, orange, lime, coconut, and banana. Served in the actual fruit itself.

Freeze Time ice cream - your new object of fixation, a spumoni ice cream with lots of Color.

Same misCake Twice - a double layerd dark chocolate cake. The more you eat, the more you turn to your desire.

Beverages

There's Always a Juice smoothie - strawberry and raspberry smoothie with a shot of caffeine because everyone has got something that keeps them awake in the night.

Whiskey and Wine - a temporary fixer.

Champagne - because she's got no appetite

Stealing Happy whiskey sours - because the wait might suck and have one of these so you don't mind waiting.

The Homebrew - stop nippin and sippin on that flask, enjoy our very own lager brewed right at the restaurant.

Rum Original and Coke - Bambu rum and the devil is Coke. Enjoy.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:59 am

Hahahaha. This was made by my friend's cousin on the BB. Pretty impressive for a person who's only been a fan for a year or two.

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:05 am

Offbeat Bare Ass Wings - these have a Sick bite, served with our special wing sauce. Medium, hot, Loco, or Freak Out flavored, or just get them Plain.

I love that, thats hilarious

bcolephases · Post by **bcolephases** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:18 pm

retarted.

hydropoNICK · Post by **hydropoNICK** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:50 pm

Seriously, pretty gay.

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:09 pm

I just can't say decide... it's like great but gay at the same time.

Greatly gay will do, I guess.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:50 pm

bcolephases wrote:retarted.

I liked you better when you were Mrs Phantastic.

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:50 pm

hydropoNICK wrote:Seriously, pretty gay.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:17 pm

I thought it was awesome

Later

bcolephases · Post by **bcolephases** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:06 am

Nate wrote:
bcolephases wrote:retarted.
I liked you better when you were Mrs Phantastic.

hydropoNICK · Post by **hydropoNICK** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:47 am

Jordan311 wrote:I thought it was awesome

Later

Maybe back in my hardcore 311 fanboy days I would've thought it was cool, but stuff like this just weirds me out now.

CatCity · Post by **CatCity** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:39 pm

lol this made my day

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:51 pm

hydropoNICK wrote:
Jordan311 wrote:I thought it was awesome

Later
Maybe back in my hardcore 311 fanboy days I would've thought it was cool, but stuff like this just weirds me out now.

MR. TOO COOL TO ENJOY SOME 311 HUMOR
i loved it

Rap Weasel · Post by **Rap Weasel** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:57 pm

$nipe wrote:I just can't say decide... it's like great but gay at the same time.

Greatly gay will do, I guess.

haha

hydropoNICK · Post by **hydropoNICK** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:28 pm

$lmjimy311 wrote:
hydropoNICK wrote:
Jordan311 wrote:I thought it was awesome

Later
Maybe back in my hardcore 311 fanboy days I would've thought it was cool, but stuff like this just weirds me out now.

MR. TOO COOL TO ENJOY SOME 311 HUMOR
i loved it

well your sense of humor sucks then.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:51 am

I donno, I thought it was pretty damn clever.
Maybe you just take yourself too seriously, hydro.

Later

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:41 am

$lmjimy311 wrote:
hydropoNICK wrote:
Jordan311 wrote:I thought it was awesome

Later
Maybe back in my hardcore 311 fanboy days I would've thought it was cool, but stuff like this just weirds me out now.

MR. TOO COOL TO ENJOY SOME 311 HUMOR
i loved it

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:55 am

LMAO good shit.

hydropoNICK · Post by **hydropoNICK** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:24 am

we'll just have to agree to disagree. i don't find that i'm taking myself too seriously tho, i just think its stupid, and really thats the bottom line for me.

FreeRayLiotta · Post by **FreeRayLiotta** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:42 pm

i bet all the food tastes like shit... because 311 is worthless