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311 is one of the worst bands to enculminate from America's deepest most traverst waste. Nicholas Hexum, frontman who might be considered a transexual, can never hit the high notes and is always singing the bum ones. Their guitarist, Tim Mahoney is always playing the same dull bland chords, and somehow is rocking out to it all. SA Martinez, second banana to Hexum, belongs in a henhouse after his hilarious yet ridiculous chicken like walks when rapping. If that doesn't smell like some bad raw eggs in the morning, I don't know what is. Now for the rythym section, P-Nut cannot turn up his bass amp for reasons unkown, and when we can hear it is not in sync and does lame gestures to get the crowd moving to this so called "music". Chad Sexton, drummer, has too many drums and tries and act like he can play them all but doesn't. All he needs is a snare and hi-hat, the rest is all for show. For his Applied Science drum solo, I've heard better coming from those shitty PBS broadcasts of Riverdance.
Whoever listens to these guys needs a serious ear examination, and I'll gladly pay the fee so no one listens to this drivel anymore.
Whoever listens to these guys needs a serious ear examination, and I'll gladly pay the fee so no one listens to this drivel anymore.
i know people who actually 311 that waySubnova wrote:311 is one of the worst bands to enculminate from America's deepest most traverst waste. Nicholas Hexum, frontman who might be considered a transexual, can never hit the high notes and is always singing the bum ones. Their guitarist, Tim Mahoney is always playing the same dull bland chords, and somehow is rocking out to it all. SA Martinez, second banana to Hexum, belongs in a henhouse after his hilarious yet ridiculous chicken like walks when rapping. If that doesn't smell like some bad raw eggs in the morning, I don't know what is. Now for the rythym section, P-Nut cannot turn up his bass amp for reasons unkown, and when we can hear it is not in sync and does lame gestures to get the crowd moving to this so called "music". Chad Sexton, drummer, has too many drums and tries and act like he can play them all but doesn't. All he needs is a snare and hi-hat, the rest is all for show. For his Applied Science drum solo, I've heard better coming from those shitty PBS broadcasts of Riverdance.
Whoever listens to these guys needs a serious ear examination, and I'll gladly pay the fee so no one listens to this drivel anymore.
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fatbob wrote:They are the poor mans RHCP.
i've heard that opinion from so many people, it's enough to make any 311 fan furious. i used to try and explain that they're simply an influence and there's a lot more to it than just being a RHCP rip-off. but most refuse to give it a try. so i used to say to those people that the Chilli Pepper's are a rich man's 311, and they still wouldn't give it a try. so now i just scoff, and carry-on like they're the idiot they are.
"To Mean People, I Say Choke On It, Gagging All The Way. May You Remember The Texture For Days"