I was at work....and being a pilot for an Airline....I told my first officer and my Flight attendant to get everything ready...so that I could just hop in the airplane and be on our way at 1:30 pm.
So, I'm down in my crewroom, and all these pilots and other flight attendants are looking at me all weird cause I'm all nervous and shit. And Bam...at 1:00:03 pm....I bought my tickets from a company computer
...I'm so happy....I skipped my ass all the way to the plane...Got in the cockpit..and just yelled out a loud
WHOOOOOOhoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!
I probably scared the passengers half to death....But I'm happy now....You...I see.... I got so many ways to make your gaze Eliptical!
Haa. Haaa..I hope I get to meet all you bitches there soon! Especially the Three Stooges (Rap. Flo, Goat). Oh and Jeorge and TommyP...you too!