Retarded things to say

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:56 pm

If you dont like Global Warming, turn down the AC

I'm bored,waiting for Football to start

wrjones311 · Post by **wrjones311** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:27 pm

The other day a girl asked, "Are there vitamins in vitamin water?"

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:30 pm

Junior year of high school

me - "hey you know we have a tornado drill today?"

michelle - "oh no I don't want to go outside, it's raining."

KyleRayner · Post by **KyleRayner** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:01 pm

senior year, astronomy class

dumbest girl ever: "umm do rocks grow?"

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:01 pm

We all live in a hologram. I'm the holographic Charizard

pnutwannabe · Post by **pnutwannabe** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:22 pm

These are from my friend Ian:

Freshman Bio: "If a snake and an eagle had sex, what would they make?"

Freshman Theology: "If by gay, you mean not gay, then I am super mega ultra gay."

Sophmore History, speaking to the substitute teacher: "Have you ever seen a Japanese pimp?"

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:57 pm

ya know how ducks eat bread and shit?
i bet if you fed it a brownie and
you got one of those fuckers stoned,
i bet you he'd be your friend,
he'd come up to the room with us,
we'd have a fucking DUCK

my friend Kevin 2 years ago (we had a lake with ducks in it right outside of our dorm)

MAYBE YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE LOL

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:08 pm

Subnova wrote:We all live in a hologram. I'm the holographic Charizard

hahaha holographic charizard

:lol::lol:

Later

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:17 pm

Shiny wrote:ya know how ducks eat bread and shit?
i bet if you fed it a brownie and
you got one of those fuckers stoned,
i bet you he'd be your friend,
he'd come up to the room with us,
we'd have a fucking DUCK

my friend Kevin 2 years ago (we had a lake with ducks in it right outside of our dorm)

MAYBE YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE LOL

AFLACK!!!!

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:11 am

"whats the mafia?"
"whos monica lewinski?"

some dumb bitch i met

Mindspin420 · Post by **Mindspin420** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:32 am

KyleRayner wrote:senior year, astronomy class

dumbest girl ever: "umm do rocks grow?"

hahahahahahahaha, i hope the whole class laughed at her.

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:29 pm

Mindspin420 wrote:
KyleRayner wrote:senior year, astronomy class

dumbest girl ever: "umm do rocks grow?"
hahahahahahahaha, i hope the whole class laughed at her.

Read. Learn.

http://www.bridalcave.com/kidspage/rockgrow.htm

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:41 am

Sayzak wrote:
Mindspin420 wrote:
KyleRayner wrote:senior year, astronomy class

dumbest girl ever: "umm do rocks grow?"
hahahahahahahaha, i hope the whole class laughed at her.

Read. Learn.

http://www.bridalcave.com/kidspage/rockgrow.htm

dude. I want to punch you in the taint.

CollapsingVisionary · Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:43 am

oooch!

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:47 am

mystoneybaby wrote:
Sayzak wrote:
Mindspin420 wrote: hahahahahahahaha, i hope the whole class laughed at her.

Read. Learn.

http://www.bridalcave.com/kidspage/rockgrow.htm
dude. I want to punch you in the taint.

I had to google that word because I never hard it before.

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

My response is more of a speculative concern for my well being. Either I don't have a taint, or my balls are huge. Cuz I sit on them all the time.

Edit: I thought it said "Sitting" on his nuts. Not "Shitting". For the record, I have never shit on my nuts.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:49 am

Sayzak wrote:
mystoneybaby wrote:
Sayzak wrote:
Read. Learn.

http://www.bridalcave.com/kidspage/rockgrow.htm
dude. I want to punch you in the taint.
I had to google that word because I never hard it before.

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts.

My response is more of a speculative concern for my well being. Either I don't have a taint, or my balls are huge. Cuz I sit on them all the time.

shitting. SHITTING not sitting

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:50 am

Ha! I caught it before I saw your response. I win.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:51 am

right.

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:55 am

I had a new guy in my restaurant last night ask me to help him find something in the computer to ring in. He asked me to help him find a Virgin Shirley Temple.

For those that don't get it. A shirley temple is sprite and grenadine.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:15 am

what a redundant fuck