need legal help

[Jordan311]

I slipped and fell in a pile of shit during a curry-plunging accident.
I hit my head on the toilet.


Who can I sue?



Later

[Jorge]

I feel bad for you.

[$lmjimy311]

whats your vendetta out against me. all you're doing is making yourself look like an ignorant racist

my apologies for saying you're a douche sometimes, i was wrong, you've never been a douche...ever

[Jorge]

It's just sad he has the motivation and time to create threads like this.

[Jordan311]

you better be careful jimbo. obama just sent 30,000 troops to your homeland


Later

[$lmjimy311]

It's just sad he has the motivation and time to create threads like this.

[Jordan311]

but seriously. What do I do? I need legal advice. I want to sue someone over this.


Later

[$lmjimy311]

if you own a business and you allow people to use your toilet and you slip trying to fix it, despite if they clogged it, its your negligence and its your property and your toilet. you cant sue anyone

[Cerpin Taxt]

depends how he slipped. did the plunger snap? did the soles of his shoes give? was it a leaky toilet? never say never

[Jordan311]

it was actually because I couldn't see because my burka was covering my eyes. So I couldn't see the pile of shit and I stepped in it and fell.



Later

[Cerpin Taxt]

sue the taliban or ganesh or whoever makes you wear the burka.

[Jordan311]

it's vishnu actually. but with all those arms and the elephant face he's pretty intimidating in court.
Many prosecutors have fallen before him.


Later

[$lmjimy311]

im slightly offended by how stupid you are jordan

[coast2coast]

Jimmy where do you want to go to grad school are you trying to stay in the triangle or are you thinking somewhere in the Northeast?

[Jordan311]

sorry jimbo. Let me make it up to you by taking you out to dinner for a nice juicy steak


Later

[$lmjimy311]

dude, i still have yet to have a proper steak. i had one at a friends place once when i was a kid, but it was too chewy. im waiting to goto a nice steak house and eat a nice steak. everyone tells me its not worth it to eat cheap steak and that if im gonna do it i might as well do it right.

[$lmjimy311]

Jimmy where do you want to go to grad school are you trying to stay in the triangle or are you thinking somewhere in the Northeast?

north east is ideal. im getting out of nc thats for sure unless i goto unc/wake/elon

im applying to schools in florida, georgia, south carolina, new york, boston, penn, and california

[$nipe]

What a waste of 20 seconds of my life.

[HizzY]

FUCK INDIA


jordan owns

[Jorge]

http://www.doesspringfield.com/

I work here and will buy you your first steak if you ever come to Springfield, Jim. These steaks are for real.