FINISH THE SENTENCE ( TB STORY )

[CatCity]

i was taking my pants of while a sudden gust of wind tickled my balls and i grabed my......................


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[Jorge]

... taint. I said, "What do you think this is? A...."

[mystoneybaby]

... free show?" I demanded that the person blowing on my balls ...

[Jordan311]

...at least take turns with the other people in line. After all this IS a public library

[Jorge]

Needless to say, I looked like a fool with my pants down in the library talking to the wind. So, I grabbed a ...

[Jordan311]

...razor blade, and decided on Thursday. Yes, that is when I will finally...

[mystoneybaby]

trim my pubes. Thursday. Unfortunately when Thursday rolled around..

[Jorge]

My pubes had fallen off. Don't know how, but I always heard what happens in Alladin...

[CatCity]

...i suddenly ran home to my mailbox, the skidrow concert tickets had arrived, i called Tammy to see if she wanted to go...

[Element]

to jump off a cliff. so we went to go jump off the cliff. we did. we landed in a puddle of


spikes. we died.


(fade out)

[mystoneybaby]

Several moments later we awoke to the blinding light of surgical lamps.

[$lmjimy311]

doctor was like, the spikes were props from a movie, made of styrofoam, but.....

[CatCity]

but one of those spikes is wedged far into my asshole, i made an appointment with the ass doctor and he said....

[Jorge]

"Somebody stole my fucking license plate." So I says to him, I says...

[CatCity]

...dude this isent seinfeld, this is real life and my ass is fucking killing me somebody get me a....

[Jordan311]

...dreidel. made out of clay. and when it's dry and ready....

[HizzY]

scream "CHEAAAAAAAAAAAA" out your window like an incredulous asshole, but then you get pulled over for disturbing the peace. luckily, the cop lets you go and...

[$lmjimy311]

you zoom off and park in the strip club parking lot, you get out of your car and...



(ps. CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[mystoneybaby]

... realize that you've forgotten all your singles. You ask your buddies if they will spot you..

[Jordan311]

THE STORY SO FAR - CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE

i was taking my pants of while a sudden gust of wind tickled my balls and i grabed my taint. I said, "What do you think this is? A "free show?" I demanded that the person blowing on my balls at least take turns with the other people in line. After all this IS a public library. Needless to say, I looked like a fool with my pants down in the library talking to the wind. So, I grabbed a razor blade, and decided on Thursday. Yes, that is when I will finally trim my pubes. Thursday. Unfortunately when Thursday rolled around my pubes had fallen off. Don't know how, but I always heard what happens in Alladin. I suddenly ran home to my mailbox, the skidrow concert tickets had arrived, i called Tammy to see if she wanted to go to jump off a cliff. so we went to go jump off the cliff. we did. we landed in a puddle of spikes. we died.

(fade out)

Several moments later we awoke to the blinding light of surgical lamps. doctor was like, the spikes were props from a movie, made of styrofoam, but one of those spikes is wedged far into my asshole, i made an appointment with the ass doctor and he said "Somebody stole my fucking license plate." So I says to him, I says dude this isent seinfeld, this is real life and my ass is fucking killing me somebody get me a dreidel. made out of clay. and when it's dry and ready smash it to pieces and make another one. Then get into your car and scream "CHEAAAAAAAAAAAA" out your window like an incredulous asshole, but then you get pulled over for disturbing the peace. luckily, the cop lets you go and you zoom off and park in the strip club parking lot, you get out of your car and realize that you've forgotten all your singles. You ask your buddies if they will spot you..



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...but they tell you they can't spare the singles, because after the strip club, you're all going to the strip MALL, where they have a dollar store.