Constantine

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:59 pm

Has anyone else seen this? Keanu Reeves pulls off the "I hate the world, my life, and everything in between so fuck you" act really well. The subtle/corny humor in this movie is a reason in it's self to watch. I think the plot is decent. It's creepy as shit too. Not scary... just... creepy.

But you should watch it.

Sparticus · Post by **Sparticus** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:08 pm

"The names Chaz Kramer as-(SMASHED INTO CEILING=Dead)" God I busted up laughing at this in the theater and it seemed like nobody else found it hilarious.

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:29 pm

Sparticus wrote:"The names Chaz Kramer as-(SMASHED INTO CEILING=Dead)" God I busted up laughing at this in the theater and it seemed like nobody else found it hilarious.

Haha I laughed at that part too. I loved the part where Constantine punched that wingless former gate keeper in the face. "It's called pain, get USED to it."

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:49 pm

Oh and I think Gavin Rossdale did an excellent job in this movie.

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:57 pm

i thought it was gonna have some crazy climactic ending in a battle with the devils son or some crazy shit, then i was let down by gayness

good movie til the ending

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:59 pm

The trailer looked awesome, I still need to get around to seeing it...the only thing stopping me is Keanu Reeves bad acting.

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:25 pm

His role was good for him... he was in character the entire time... didn't require much acting skills...

Flowing · Post by **Flowing** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:38 am

Yes good movie...Keanu Reeves did a very good job. Not as good as Matrix, the first one, but very convincing ..stayed in character very well played out. That girl that was possesed was fuckin SCARY!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:40 am

am I the only one who thought this was going to be an American Idol post?

Flowing · Post by **Flowing** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:03 am

^^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHHA

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:05 am

Shiny wrote:am I the only one who thought this was going to be an American Idol post?

god that dudes face was fucked, its like his skin sagged off his chin or something.... bahhhhhh he gives me the shivers

CollapsingVisionary · Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:40 am

full theater-somehow, and when shia lebouf dies noone laughs outloud but me and my buddy.<--potheads. we were in the back row too. i heard women gasp.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:24 pm

It's pretty damn good. Good story. I liked how the Devil acted.

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:26 pm

i hated how it built up to an epic battle between constantine and the devil. then they just talk. the devil takes away constantines cancer. constatine flips off devil. credits. i was disappointed

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:49 pm

Shiny wrote:am I the only one who thought this was going to be an American Idol post?

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littlestghoust · Post by **littlestghoust** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:59 pm

i liked the movie..it was entertaining...but i like how at the end when you think hes going to smoke but really he was just getting a piece of gum..that really got me..but all in all the movie was cool

nixhex · Post by **nixhex** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:26 pm

gavin rossdale is the man