When will you die?

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:33 am

Well some of you will this this one fits me well i suppose

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Jason: At age 68 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:47 am

slmjimy Patel: At age 26 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

looks like i was meant to die young

i tried with my real name above, and the name i go by below

Jimmy: At age 25 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Element · Post by **Element** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:22 pm

Luke: At age 31 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

im glad i got out of ny

hydropoNICK · Post by **hydropoNICK** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:25 pm

Nick: At age 68 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Alot longer than I expect to live.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:28 pm

Jordan: At age 31 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

That's bad ass.

Later

Sparticus · Post by **Sparticus** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:46 pm

Drew: Never. You are the Highlander.

fatbob · Post by **fatbob** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:19 pm

Bob: At age 23 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

At least my body will be somewhat useful after I die.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:52 pm

fatbob wrote:Bob: At age 23 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

At least my body will be somewhat useful after I die.

haha you and jordan are the same person

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:04 pm

This thread is so nigger

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:53 pm

Alex: At age 53 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

No wonder why Tekken is garbage, it doesnt give me the epic skillz to win

JuicyJ · Post by **JuicyJ** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:52 pm

Shiny wrote:This thread is so nigger

I will fuck your shit up~

Alfie Alexander: At age 60 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Alfonso Alexander: At age 49 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:51 am

Andrew: At age 46 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

WOO!

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:49 am

$lmjimy311 wrote:
fatbob wrote:Bob: At age 23 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

At least my body will be somewhat useful after I die.

haha you and jordan are the same person

Except I get to live 8 years longer than him before the coyotes get to me!

Later

fatbob · Post by **fatbob** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:06 am

Jordan your lucky. Your older than me and your going to live longer too. At least I got my health, I guess.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:38 am

Emily Rose: At age 42 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Emily: At age 68 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.