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by CatCity » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:20 pm
what did the lesbian vampires say to each other?
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by Jordan311 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:09 pm
oh, i thought this was favorite current joke, not favorite joke from when I was in 5th grade.
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by CatCity » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:31 pm
either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
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by Smoke » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:07 am
You know why they call them Herpes?
Because a woman got them first, otherwise they'd be hispes
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by Jordan311 » Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:44 pm
Sam wrote: either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.
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by Smoke » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:40 pm
Jordan311 wrote: Sam wrote: either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.
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I don't think I knew what a lesbian was in 5th grade, let alone girls getting periods. you're being your usual prickish self Jordan
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by CatCity » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:45 pm
Jordan311 wrote: Sam wrote: either or, whatever your favorite is. Notice the title.
I'm referring to the fact that your joke is really old. And probably only humorous to 5th graders.
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Wait, didn't you just make a thread with a hipster joke?
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by Shiny » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:21 am
smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?
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by Shiny » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:22 am
that's my fav joke ps ^
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by Smoke » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:13 pm
Shiny wrote: smoke, you didn't know that girls got periods when you were in 5th grade? wtf dude.... did you grow up around any women at all?
Nope. I didn't have sex ed until I was in 7th grade and it's not like girls were forthcoming with those details. Also when I was in 5th grade like 20+ years ago, girls weren't getting their periods that young.
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by Shiny » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:24 pm
yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?
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by $lmjimy311 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:17 pm
sam, i laughed.
a lawyer is at the pearly gates waiting in line when all of a sudden one of st. peter's helpers comes and starts to take him to the front of the line. he gets to the front and asks st. peter "why am i getting such special treatment?" and st. peter looks into his book and responds "according to your billable hours, you gotta be at least 200 years old!"
what do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a good start
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by Smoke » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:24 pm
Shiny wrote: yeah but i mean you didn't have sisters or a mom?
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actually I have a twin sister, another sister, and 2 moms.
The topic never came up when I was a child and I think I'm glad about that.
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by Jordan311 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:42 pm
for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.
Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.
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by $lmjimy311 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:56 pm
Jordan311 wrote: for the record, i didnt't read jimy's joke. I'm just assuming its not funny.
Just like i disregard when fatlip or luke suggest a band, or when smoke posts... like ever.
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OMG?!?!?! JORDAN SAID SOMETHING THAT WAS DOUCHEY?!?!?!?!??!?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?!?!?!
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by Tehshewz » Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:24 pm
I got a jem right here.
Element is stupid.
The end.
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by GOAT » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:14 pm
what do you call 3 mexicans, one chinese guy and 4 black guys?
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by kateric10 » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:21 pm
Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
For eating a Brownie.
I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
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by Tehshewz » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:42 pm
kateric10 wrote: Did I tell you why I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
For eating a Brownie.
I know that's sick as fuck but funny as hell....
How was it sick?
How old was she?
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by Tehshewz » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:20 pm
That show, the amazing race.....
is that about white people?
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