im done doing favors
im done doing favors
*sam leaves job interview*
*black lady around age 30-40 asks for a ride and complains the heat is getting to her*
*sam asks where shes going* *shes going about 5 miles down the road*
*sam agrees to give ride* sam notices she is very heated from the weather so he stops into a gas station and purchases her a 99cent water"
*she sees the cash in my console and asks for a couple dollers to buy a sandwhich* sam agrees* sam pulls out money and there is a 10 doller bill*
cunt "Well shiiit how bout give me dat der 10 spot, and ill pay ya back"
sam " how are you gona pay me back"
cunt "welll shiiiit lets go pick up my paycheck yaa know??"
*sam hands the 10 dollers over like a fucking idiot*
cunt- we gotta wait till 4 to get dat der check"
( its 2pm )
cunt "hey seth...i mean stan lets just go to a park or somthen and chill"
sam "uhh my name is sam.. and umm can i just drop you off somewhere"
cunt "well aint no one at the place i needs to got at right about now"
sam " well..."
cunt" well shiit lets go to my step daddys right down da road"
sam "fine but for real i need to get home soon"
cunt "o shiiiit you can spare 10 minutes shiiiiit"
*sam drives the desired location and is given 1$ to pick up loaf of bread*
Crackhead "WHEAAAT *cough* *cough*
*sam and the cunt drive up to savealot as she tries to convince sam to convince sam to buy sarah lee*
sam" "no he only gave me a doller"
cunt " o come on now"
sam "No."
*Check out time*
cunt "will you get me these *holds up bag of dorritos*
sam" i gave you 10 dollers use that"
cunt "nah nah nah i gotta use that on somthen else ya know"
sam" fine ( screams fuck you, you fucking piece of trash in his mind )
*bread gets dropped off, she moans while she eats the chips*
cunt "we gotta go pick up my sista aiiiight?"
sam " can i just drop you off there?"
cunt " o come on now, say now only be 10 minutes shiiiit"
sam "fine"
*pick up sister....fat ass black chick...prolly 30 or 40 years old*
sister "ight now hurry it up lets go get dat card"
sam "what?"
cunt "o you know we gots to go gets that food stamp card we gotsta gets groceries ya heard?
sam "why didnt you tell me this...for real i have to get home"
sister " o trusts me you be just fine only be a short while"
sam "fine"
*we arrive and get the card"
sister " that ho said she would leave fifty dollas on dis card what da fuck???"
cunt " we be aiiight lets go to da store"
* we travel to Aldi's and very cheap ghetto store* i text my friend as i drive there. he tells me to ditch them so i planned a get away when we arrive at the store
*we arrive*
Sam "umm im just gona stay in the car..."
cunt " o shiiit and waste yo gas, come on inside with us ill buy ya pack of smokes"
*sam knows he wont get any smokes but goes in anyways"
*they get there groceries the complete stereotype selection of groceries, we arrive at the counter and the bill is 55 dollers *
cunt "awwww shiiiit we over the amount on da card"
* both look at me"
sister "ey boy how much dollas you go on you"
sam "you have to be kdding nooo."
cunt " o come on now help us out"
sam " no take things out im not paying at all"
sister "fine....o shiiiit i aint got no money for bags"
*sam is suckered in to spending 60 cents to buy bags*
cunt "eyyy sam take us to mccarty street (pure ghetto) i gotta pick up somthen..and uhh i need 5 dollers...
sam "for real i need to get home and no i need money for gas"
cunt" what the fuck mann you gona help me out or not???" *starts to get angry*
sam "chill out ive done so much shit for you today"
cunt "o noooo you dont wanna piss me off just take me there and that will be it":
sam "fine but im not giving you money, i already gave you 10 dollers and you lied to me saying you were hungry"
cunt "well....i had a bag of chips so i aints hungry ya know?"
*sam wants to kill her*
sister "damn sam you look familier...you ever been to rehab..."
sam "No."
*she gets her fix, im late for dinner, we arrive to her sisters house where she said her friend would be there with 20 dollers to give me...we arrive they get all there groceries out of my car*
cunt " shiiiit sam he aint here...maybe you could come back later"
sam" fuck you piece of trash...you ruined my fucking day i tried being a nice guy and help you out from the 100 degree temp and this is how you repay me fuck you"
*sam drives off*
*sam wasted 2 hours of his day*
*sam is late for dinner"
*sam wastes a quarter of gas*
*sam wastes 14 dollers*
*black lady around age 30-40 asks for a ride and complains the heat is getting to her*
*sam asks where shes going* *shes going about 5 miles down the road*
*sam agrees to give ride* sam notices she is very heated from the weather so he stops into a gas station and purchases her a 99cent water"
*she sees the cash in my console and asks for a couple dollers to buy a sandwhich* sam agrees* sam pulls out money and there is a 10 doller bill*
cunt "Well shiiit how bout give me dat der 10 spot, and ill pay ya back"
sam " how are you gona pay me back"
cunt "welll shiiiit lets go pick up my paycheck yaa know??"
*sam hands the 10 dollers over like a fucking idiot*
cunt- we gotta wait till 4 to get dat der check"
( its 2pm )
cunt "hey seth...i mean stan lets just go to a park or somthen and chill"
sam "uhh my name is sam.. and umm can i just drop you off somewhere"
cunt "well aint no one at the place i needs to got at right about now"
sam " well..."
cunt" well shiit lets go to my step daddys right down da road"
sam "fine but for real i need to get home soon"
cunt "o shiiiit you can spare 10 minutes shiiiiit"
*sam drives the desired location and is given 1$ to pick up loaf of bread*
Crackhead "WHEAAAT *cough* *cough*
*sam and the cunt drive up to savealot as she tries to convince sam to convince sam to buy sarah lee*
sam" "no he only gave me a doller"
cunt " o come on now"
sam "No."
*Check out time*
cunt "will you get me these *holds up bag of dorritos*
sam" i gave you 10 dollers use that"
cunt "nah nah nah i gotta use that on somthen else ya know"
sam" fine ( screams fuck you, you fucking piece of trash in his mind )
*bread gets dropped off, she moans while she eats the chips*
cunt "we gotta go pick up my sista aiiiight?"
sam " can i just drop you off there?"
cunt " o come on now, say now only be 10 minutes shiiiit"
sam "fine"
*pick up sister....fat ass black chick...prolly 30 or 40 years old*
sister "ight now hurry it up lets go get dat card"
sam "what?"
cunt "o you know we gots to go gets that food stamp card we gotsta gets groceries ya heard?
sam "why didnt you tell me this...for real i have to get home"
sister " o trusts me you be just fine only be a short while"
sam "fine"
*we arrive and get the card"
sister " that ho said she would leave fifty dollas on dis card what da fuck???"
cunt " we be aiiight lets go to da store"
* we travel to Aldi's and very cheap ghetto store* i text my friend as i drive there. he tells me to ditch them so i planned a get away when we arrive at the store
*we arrive*
Sam "umm im just gona stay in the car..."
cunt " o shiiit and waste yo gas, come on inside with us ill buy ya pack of smokes"
*sam knows he wont get any smokes but goes in anyways"
*they get there groceries the complete stereotype selection of groceries, we arrive at the counter and the bill is 55 dollers *
cunt "awwww shiiiit we over the amount on da card"
* both look at me"
sister "ey boy how much dollas you go on you"
sam "you have to be kdding nooo."
cunt " o come on now help us out"
sam " no take things out im not paying at all"
sister "fine....o shiiiit i aint got no money for bags"
*sam is suckered in to spending 60 cents to buy bags*
cunt "eyyy sam take us to mccarty street (pure ghetto) i gotta pick up somthen..and uhh i need 5 dollers...
sam "for real i need to get home and no i need money for gas"
cunt" what the fuck mann you gona help me out or not???" *starts to get angry*
sam "chill out ive done so much shit for you today"
cunt "o noooo you dont wanna piss me off just take me there and that will be it":
sam "fine but im not giving you money, i already gave you 10 dollers and you lied to me saying you were hungry"
cunt "well....i had a bag of chips so i aints hungry ya know?"
*sam wants to kill her*
sister "damn sam you look familier...you ever been to rehab..."
sam "No."
*she gets her fix, im late for dinner, we arrive to her sisters house where she said her friend would be there with 20 dollers to give me...we arrive they get all there groceries out of my car*
cunt " shiiiit sam he aint here...maybe you could come back later"
sam" fuck you piece of trash...you ruined my fucking day i tried being a nice guy and help you out from the 100 degree temp and this is how you repay me fuck you"
*sam drives off*
*sam wasted 2 hours of his day*
*sam is late for dinner"
*sam wastes a quarter of gas*
*sam wastes 14 dollers*
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Re: im done doing favors
My story is much more ridiculous, but similar. I wasted 4.5 hours and ended up dropping the person off at the Hospital because he was too high to remember where he lived. (Yeah, he was black)
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence"
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wow that is insane. i just laughed my head off
Re: im done doing favors
Crazy story. I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it all must have been.
Post it, sounds like a good story.assblaster wrote:My story is much more ridiculous, but similar. I wasted 4.5 hours and ended up dropping the person off at the Hospital because he was too high to remember where he lived. (Yeah, he was black)
and in the end
the love you take
is equal to
the love you make
the love you take
is equal to
the love you make
Re: im done doing favors
I think I already did, actually. Perhaps I will post one after a couple of brews sometime soon.wbrycew wrote:Crazy story. I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it all must have been.
Post it, sounds like a good story.assblaster wrote:My story is much more ridiculous, but similar. I wasted 4.5 hours and ended up dropping the person off at the Hospital because he was too high to remember where he lived. (Yeah, he was black)
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence"
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Blacks are annoying. Nah mean sucka. leme get that jawn.
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Re: im done doing favors
I lost $20 in a similar way once. The guy actually offered to show ME where the public library was, and then when I got there he wanted some money.
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o it was mad uncomfortable, they smelt so bad, so fucking loud, and who the fuck moans while eating doritos??
i was having such a good day and that shit ruined it
you know people like that are going to ruin it for everyone, no one is going to ever help a stranger out while people like that are leeching the planet
these people are pros at leeching any handout, it blows my mind
i was having such a good day and that shit ruined it
you know people like that are going to ruin it for everyone, no one is going to ever help a stranger out while people like that are leeching the planet
these people are pros at leeching any handout, it blows my mind
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Tehshewz wrote:Blacks are annoying. Nah mean sucka. leme get that jawn.
go to hell
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seriously if tehshewz keeps it up, either he's banned or i'm leaving
fuck off cunt
fuck off cunt
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Re: im done doing favors
maybe element = teshewz
Re: im done doing favors
OK EVERYONE CHILL OUT!
i just called Obama, hes gona get it all sorted out.
i just called Obama, hes gona get it all sorted out.
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You are not funny.Tehshewz wrote:OK EVERYONE CHILL OUT!
i just called Obama, hes gona get it all sorted out.
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oh but it is
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stfu flamer
$lmjimy311 wrote:the ram seemed a little out of place. i didnt mind the tiger
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hahahaha.
i picked up a bum once he ran out in the middle of the road and then came up to my car and asked for a ride. i was so high and thought it was so funny that i gave him a ride. he smelled like asshole and vodka. it took me like 30 min out of my way but it was 2 oclock in the morning and i wasn't ready to go home so it was cool.
in retospect i would never do that shit again.
i picked up a bum once he ran out in the middle of the road and then came up to my car and asked for a ride. i was so high and thought it was so funny that i gave him a ride. he smelled like asshole and vodka. it took me like 30 min out of my way but it was 2 oclock in the morning and i wasn't ready to go home so it was cool.
in retospect i would never do that shit again.
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JuicyJ wrote:
STOP THATS RACIST!!!!!!!! LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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