J.Puma has come to save you H.A.

[Devastator]

I had to transform and unite into DEVASTATOR for this one.

Ladies and gentlemen of Taiyed Brodels, I have come here on a rescue mission. I'm here to save one of your members. When I say save one of your members I do not mean I am here to preserve male genitalia, but rather a person who uses your forum....Hostile Apostle....if that is his real name. Why you ask????? Because I care GOD DAMN IT!!!

If you don't know me, I'm J.Puma. I'm a pretty laid back dude. Usually I tell people not to take what I say seriously, and Jesus if you read what I usually type...how could you. However, what I'm about to talk about is no laughing matter at all, it's very serious. Hostile Apostile needs help. He has a problem. A problem that has gone on long enough and we all have neglected it. All we have done is ignore it....but I cant' any longer.

I should have brought this up sooner, I saw the signs. I first noticed a problem when Hostile Apostle got overly angry when I thought the Miami Heat would steamroll the Indiana Pacers if they met in the East finals. For this thought I was called a "stupid son of a bitch". The first symptom......RAGE.

When I warned him about calling someone a "stupid son of a bitch", Hostile Apostle dared me to ban him.......a power which I do not have the ability to yield. The second symptom.......CONFUSION

To save time and trouble I suggested maybe he just leave on his own accord to save the time and trouble to which he replied with the post:
 Post subject: This fuck you and farewell goes to good ol' Puma
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Well, i'm taking Puma's advice. I'm leading my ass out the door. Well if this forum is contaminated with dirty leaves and me, at least one section will be purified. Well jesse puma, maybe you'll make it to where sometime in the future it will be just smoke and you. Have fun kissing smoke's ass puma. It was fun for a year and a half guys. Until i started reading puma's posts.

Fuck you

And farewell

p.s. your movie shorts sucked puma, im glad i didnt waste music on them
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the third symptom.......INSANITY.

I, Jesse Puma was wrong.....wrong to push him out the door so fast. I should have tried to help him first. You all know about the dangers of cocaine, heroin, alcohol, and of mature pornography.....old sagging tits and droopy sagging balls.....but his problem is way more serious..........it's Reggie Miller's semen.

I've seen a poor boy from Indiana slurp on Reggie Miller for quite some time and it appears he has become addicted. Addicted to what the dick did. The constant digestion of the liquidy goo has seeped into Hostile Apostle's brain and has caused him to say many crazy things which he would't normally say under his normal train of thought. I don't hold any anger towards you Hostile......I really want to help. I can't take it any longer....I can't stand by and watch you suffer. So please, people of Taiyed Brodels...help me help him.....we need to cure him of this.

With that being said


Hostile Apostile you are a fraud. Because somebody picked against your basketball team which you incessantly post about..... you talk shit on me on heaven, then run over here, announce with trumpets you have left heaven, continue to talk shit on me....like I did you an injustice. In public you talk shit and in private you send me this message:

:look man, this was probably the best way to do it anyway. please delete my account, i dont want to have any reason to come back because i piss myself off and piss others off and i get too pissed off. anyway, please delete my account.

peace

Spare me your "peace". More like "peace ....of shit" You make me sick. Go back and wrap your lips around Reggie's cock and take another hit of semen.

And by the way, sorry if that short film wasn't up to your great standards....I made it in college for Christ's sake...but it was up to the standards of motionflicks.com who have accepted it and want to sign it to a contract.

[dj3stripes]

hahahahahahaah, i knew this would happen

[mystoneybaby]

And this is why I love puma.

[Hostile_Apostle311]

wow. you're cool

[Station]

Hahahahaha. This is a new high or a new low, either way I love it.

[miT_311]

you're friggin nuts man...haha

[Flowing]

*giggles*

[*Dana*]

hi puma. nice to see you here.

[$lmjimy311]

that was fuckin hilarious

[CatCity]

J.Puma

i support Hostile Apostle strongely on this one

[Devastator]

that's great, you can write that on your little wall there.

[CatCity]

should i really? or should i write j.puma choked tony danza?

[Guest]

Jesse for president!

[Hostile_Apostle311]

How long did you spend writing this puma? 15....20 minutes? That's the least amount of time you could possibly come up with this bullshit. Oh well, you're the favored, more power to you it seems

[CatCity]

prolly makes him feel like a big man having more power on the net then in real life

[mystoneybaby]

WOW .. you guys are supreme jerkfaces.

[Hostile_Apostle311]

WOW .. you guys are supreme jerkfaces.

Who? Me? Sam? Jesse? Okay, i guess it's safe to take out that last one huh

[Jordan311]

Is it just me or are you guys all extremely gay?

Later

[Hostile_Apostle311]

ok

[$ayzak]

Hey Puma, sometimes it's difficult to tell if you'e being sarcastic. There have been times when you've said something to or about me and I got pissed but then I saw who it was and I had to remind myself that I don't actually know what you meant.

Anyway, that was kinda funny.

What does J. Puma stand for?