Tell me about yourself

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:47 pm

Oooooh conspiracy.

ABH_bassist · Post by **ABH_bassist** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:36 pm

my name is matthew crawford brame
i was born in baltimore maryland and lived there til i was 15
i went to military school in virginia my first 3 years of high school.
i moved to north carolina from maryland.
i played bass in a band for 2 1/2 years but our guitarist smokes cock and decided to quit.
i moved to florida like 5 weeks ago
i drive a 1993 honda accord station wagon. and i love it.
i got into 311 when i was 8 and i heard my sisters listening to the blue album when it came out. been hooked ever since
ive only been to one 311 show where i met nick and SA. SA is very cool. nick seems to be an arrogant prick
when im bored i watch tv. play bass. sit on my ass. sleep.
that is all

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:47 pm

slmjimy311 wrote:
wjfskate wrote:What hotel chain?
we dont own a chain, just a bunch of random hotels

3 howard johnsons
1 quality inn
1 super 8

holy shit does anyone else see that

i see it

three one one is the best band ever!!!!

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:47 pm

haha look at the time i posted as well people on the easter standard time shuld see it

Rap Weasel · Post by **Rap Weasel** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:10 pm

-My name is Tyler
-I am 21, sister 24, brother 28
-I work at a car wash (since I was 17)
-I like to party, I dont really smoke though
-I love sports, 311, and getting drunk during hurricanes

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:29 pm

um.
-im Andrew
-im 15
-first show on 11/4

-i have a brother named adam who's 18.
-his name is adam
-my dogs name is kota.
-i got a new piece today
-i am the only one here that also enjoys naruto with jordan. (to my knowledge)
-i live with both of me parents.
-i have my own language that only makes sense to like 4 people. all that it consists of is, "elephant" means "idea"
-i have an elephant
-i'm currently trying to get a job at subway.
-me and emily both got applications for subway on the same day without knowing.

-the song i'm listening to is telling me to shoot cops. (get ready-sublime)
-i have no intent on shooting cops, or anyone for that matter.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:38 pm

antfarm311 wrote:
mystoneybaby wrote: ... this place is such a sausage fest.
oh you know you love it!

are you sure about that?

311Baybee · Post by **311Baybee** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:20 pm

i'm compiling it all into one big shabang. yeah. im bored. <3
i added more to the end

311Baybee wrote:
*Allyson Marie
*6 feet tall
*size 12 shoe
*my cellphone has a little pink charm with hearts on it
*I live in Queens, NY
*I have a cramp in my left shoulder from laughing too hard last night.
*I work at Banana Republic
*I am president of my sorority in my sophomore year of college
*I am a very insecure individual
*i flirt like its my fucking job because its my self defense mechanism
*i used to have a pet snake. jake the snake.
*im obsessed with penguins
*i think im going to ask for a my little pony for my birthday
*sometimes i think prince charming is still out there for me
*i like to dance so hard at concerts. so hard it makes me forget everthing else except the music.
*i like smores. alot.
*i like chocolate period.
*www.myspace/com/ally311
*i own so many of high heels but i dont wear them because im scared people will laugh at me.
-speech communications major at St. Joseph's College in Brooklyn, full scholarship.
-i drink(ummm Jordan and Shane can attest to this), but i have never done drugs, nor do i smoke.
-Virgin
-i really like pink nail polish.
-as a general rule of thumb, i abhor change. i LOVE routine and consistencey.
-i like to bake cookies. i think it's rewarding.
-i am often unhappy with my body, but sometimes i acctually like it
- my last serious boyfriend, i met on 311heaven.com forums
-i like wearing mismatched socks
-sometimes i really like crying. it makes me feel alive.
-i often wonder what i would look like if i was a guy, like, would my big boobs translate into a big dick if i was a guy?
-i often use other people's opinions of myself as personal validation
-my brother is my best friend. he is 14 and he is the shit.
-i honestly have no regrets in my life
-this list is really making me think about myself and the stuff in my life, and i feel like, its really making me see what needs to be changed and what is good. i wanted to make a topic like this last week and im really glad it got made

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if i missed anything, this is my myspace ABOUT ME

ALLY.IN.A.NUTSHELL.] The average person makes feeble attempts at sounding interesting by saying "im not your average girl " or "im so different from all the other girls", but me, you don't need me to tell you I'm different, talk to me once and you will find out for yourself. The basic things I love are life, 311, music, friends, and family. I'm a sucker for cheesy television and sappy romance songs. I love the food network. Sometimes I am so tall that my hair gets stuck in trees. My bad luck must stem from a streak of unanswered chain letters/emails/IM's/bulletins. "Child at heart, porn star at breast size." I adore poetry and all the emotions surrounding expressing my thoughts in that manner. I do the hokey pokey on a weekly basis. I can unwrap starbursts with my tounge, seriously. I cant shuffle a deck of cards. I have no cavaties. I have an affinity for hugs, what can i say, i like being touched. Play with my hair = I heart you alot.

littlestghoust · Post by **littlestghoust** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:38 pm

im gabby or my real name gabriela...my full name contains 19 letters. im 15 and a sophmore in high school. i live in beautiful burbank california (aka borebank) i go to john burroughs high school with emily, keith, and dale. ive been to 2 311 concerts and going to one in october. i love to read, write and listen to music. im mexican (75%) and german(25%). im in band and i play the clarinet...yes i have stories that do start with "this one time at band camp..." and im not kidding..i have no life cuz im always doing homework or swimming...im 5'5" and i guess skinny but i hate my body. my myspace is http://www.myspace.com/littlestghoust and my screen name on aim is littlestghoust or on yahoo messanger gbird818 or on google talk littlestghoust.. i love 311 and i dont remember when i started liking them i just always have..im single and i hate when people film movies in my city cuz it causes more traffic then there already is...idk what else to put...add me or im cuz im always bored...and sorry if this doesnt make any sense.

greenmonkey911 · Post by **greenmonkey911** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:49 pm

good news is, it seems 311 only appeals to good-looking girls (here at TB at least)

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:54 pm

I've been to many, many concerts in my day... and NEVER have I been to a concert where the women... god damn it... were as gorgeous as the ones at 311.

CollapsingVisionary · Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:34 pm

sayzak wrote:I've been to many, many concerts in my day... and NEVER have I been to a concert where the women... god damn it... were as gorgeous as the ones at 311.

hahaha its true at the last show i was at some hot skanks were grindin up against me and the crew. but i think they only wanted my joints.

Rap Weasel · Post by **Rap Weasel** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:45 pm

Dont get me wrong 311 girls go hard, but have yall ever been to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert?

Hostile_Apostle311 · Post by **Hostile_Apostle311** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:07 am

- My name is mark andrew o'conner
- I've lived in Indianapolis,IN my whole life, well, lived in speedway for the first 1 year of my life
- I'm 15 years old
- The youngest of 3 children in my family, i have a brother who's 20 and a sister who's 19
- Music is my whole life. I play a variety of instruments but my main one is the guitar which i've played for 2 years and currently play it and sing in a band called Free Obsession
- I am a diehard pacers and colts fan and reggie miller has always been my favorite basketball player as a lot of you know
- I love all the final fantasy games up until 11
- I've only dated 1 girl who wasn't half mexican
- I guess i'm single
- Skateboarding is also a huge part of my life but music overshadows it a lot of itmes
- I got into 311 when i was about 7 from listening to the blue album that my brother got for his birthday
- Have been to 2 311 shows, gonna see my third one at pudue nov. 8th
- For the time being i guess you could say im living with both my parents and my sister and brothers at purdue, my parents will soon be splitting up and right now my mom is staying at my grandma's
- I have smoked pot a total of 9 or 10 times in my life ( actually within the past 1 and 1/2 years) but it's appealing less to me these days
- I love to simply chill out

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:33 am

EMILY
yes, that is me
i don't know what else to say.
I like to think that "emily" is self-explanitory.
but I suppose it isn't.
i am anal retententive,
and minorly obsessive
I am absolutely convinced that I am a hideous beast.
my feet are a mens 3.5-5 and a womens 5.5-7
i am 5ft. 3ish
i will be legally blind in a handful of years
without glasses or contacts i can't see the computer screen.
unless it is about 4.5 inches from my nose.
i sleep with my phone right next to me.
and I'll answer it anywhere,
as long as I hear or feel it summon me.
ask keith or andrew...
they have called me while I was in the shower,
and I still picked up.
my hair is long.
past the middle of my back.
but I'm cutting it soon.
length wise, and in the right light, you can see about 8 inches of worn off auburn now turned blonde that is fairly close to my natural color, on the bottom. five inches of natural color with fake highlights, in the middle. and at the top, six inches of my beautiful natural blonde.
I can go for six days without any food.
I am a hopeless romantic,
often frightened by the romance i so desire.
my eyes change color. light brown - hazel - to darkish greeny brownishness
i love my feet.
i love other people's hands.
is this enough?
I'm in choir.
and band.
I like choir better.
I would love to be a psychologist or an ethisist.
my ears haven't grown since I was five.
my heart is backwards.
the freckles I have are very random and adorable.
3 freckles on my left arm can be traced into an almost perfect equalateral triangle.
I don't know what else to write.
I have a dog.
I rarely clean my room.
I know I'm upset when i walk home and make it a point to smoosh every leaf in my path.
i smile, hug, and laugh with people who I despise.
it is easy to make me jealous.
I think I'm done here.

mary · Post by **mary** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:02 pm

mary · Post by **mary** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:08 pm

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mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:22 pm

John McClain wrote: A)but a freaky chick that you would never guess has got that freak in her is ... kinda like christmas in july. B)the fact that they usually have an intelligent opinion about music and can voice it C)band geek.

A, B, C, or D ( all of the above. )

D ... times seven.

LickSamba311 · Post by **LickSamba311** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:59 pm

JAH!
i'm finally back. i missed out on new album talk. oh well. i got to enjoy it without some people probably bringin it down. but on the other hand, nobody probably put it down cuz it's a sweet album of course. AM I RIGHT!?!? RASTAFARIIIIIIIIII