My name is Nick, and I rock every single one of you. All of you are zealous, devoted fans who spend every second of their day surfing TaiyedBrodels and the 311 Bulletin Board. You are everything positive in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever doubted my belief that guns are for pussies? I mean, I guess it's fun going to our concerts because of your own interest in the band, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than following Phish on tour.
Don't be a possum playing dead, messing with my head. Just fuck the bullshit and throw down. I'm pretty much dope. I was the singer and bass player in Unity, and keyboard player in the Westside High School concert Jazz band in Omaha. What instruments do you play, other than air guitar or Guitar Hero? I also come up with funky rhymes in a permanent bliss, balls-to-the-wall rockers, melodic gems, and something for the old school fans. I got more funky styles than a laser jet got font, and a totally rad guitar (I just strummed it; Shit was SO cash). You are all positive vibe merchants who should just keep it real, Omaha Stylee. If I ever didn't thank you, then just let me do it now.
Pic Related: It's me and my guitar
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