Simpsons Movie

FrixHex311 · Post by **FrixHex311** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:57 pm

HALARIOUS!!!!!

Yoni · Post by **Yoni** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:32 pm

That movie was fuckin horrible. Nothing even remotely anything like the original first 10 seasons. The jokes were corny, cheesy, one-liners. I blew $7.75 and 2 hours of my life. Seriously people were hee-hawing at the dumbest shit. It wasnt anything like the simpsons cartoon. Well, atleast the first 10 seasons of cartoons. People were falling out of their seats laughing so hard at the spider pig part, I was thinking are you fuckin serious? Why this movie has gotten such a great review is a mystery to me. It was like one bad episode drawn out for a movie. Between bart's dick and marge saying G. dammit, I was in shock over how bad this movie was. The sad thing is there will most likely be a sequel. If you are a true simpsons fan, do not go see it, it will dissapoint you, but if you are one of those annoying people laugh at everything, and find everything funny, even when its not, this movie is for you. Usually reading reviews before going to see the movie has never steered me wrong, until now.

311Chik · Post by **311Chik** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:01 pm

My boyfriend is a true Simpsons fan and thought it was great. He went in with low expectations because he hasn't liked the recent seasons and was pleasantly surprised by the movie.
I liked the movie, laughed a lot.
In the credits they listed Patty and Velma with who did their voice....but I don't remember seeing them in the movie

They did that for a lot of other characters too.

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:05 pm

Yoni wrote:That movie was fuckin horrible. Nothing even remotely anything like the original first 10 seasons. The jokes were corny, cheesy, one-liners. I blew $7.75 and 2 hours of my life. Seriously people were hee-hawing at the dumbest shit. It wasnt anything like the simpsons cartoon. Well, atleast the first 10 seasons of cartoons. People were falling out of their seats laughing so hard at the spider pig part, I was thinking are you fuckin serious? Why this movie has gotten such a great review is a mystery to me. It was like one bad episode drawn out for a movie. Between bart's dick and marge saying G. dammit, I was in shock over how bad this movie was. The sad thing is there will most likely be a sequel. If you are a true simpsons fan, do not go see it, it will dissapoint you, but if you are one of those annoying people laugh at everything, and find everything funny, even when its not, this movie is for you. Usually reading reviews before going to see the movie has never steered me wrong, until now.

HEY HEY HEY

First off, spoiler warning, okay?

Second.....that's it.

Yoni · Post by **Yoni** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:00 am

Funny maybe if you were stoned off your ass.

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:07 am

Simpsons hasn't been funny in years, but the movie was.

311junkee · Post by **311junkee** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:09 pm

Yoni wrote:Funny maybe if you were stoned off your ass.

It was fuckin funny....and yes I was

logosteel · Post by **logosteel** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:16 pm

i enjoyed it. Much better than the crap they've been putting out every Sunday recently

311Chik · Post by **311Chik** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:24 am

Yoni wrote:Funny maybe if you were stoned off your ass.

Completely sober when I saw the movie, as was my boyfriend.

Jorge · Post by **Jorge** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:57 pm

Yoni is getting served in this thread. Can't wait to see the movie.

slowpoke · Post by **slowpoke** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:33 pm

Yoni wrote:That movie was fuckin horrible. Nothing even remotely anything like the original first 10 seasons. The jokes were corny, cheesy, one-liners. .

No, No and no.

This movie had everything I liked about the simpsons in their prime. Funny jokes, slight political/religious humor, great characters, a plot that wasn't just a means to fill 30 minutes (I agree that it's more or less an extended episode), even a few sincere moments and morals.

What movie did you watch?

PS I also went in with somewhat low expectations... I expected it to be half way decent because I think the recent episodes are a crapshoot if they'll be good or not and I thought it was amazing.

PPS I was sober upon viewing.

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:29 pm

i liked it!

i saw it twice!

i like men now!

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:18 pm

The movie isn't good. I mean, it has a couple of good jokes, but the plot is completely stupid...

slowpoke · Post by **slowpoke** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:53 am

I think the plot was just fine, nicely worked out story for a comedy. Better than most movies out coming out. I went in with no expectations other than 'this has to be at least half way decent.' I came out thinking that everything I liked about the simpsons was in it. And I've watched it since the beginning.

Can the naysayers please describe what exactly was missing... or your idea of a perfect simpsons movie? I think you're taking it for granted, perhaps.

I still am confused why people disliked it. There are two parts I didn't like, spoiler warning, I reckon.

1.) Marge washing the plate after retrieving her wedding tape out of the cupboard

2.) The "To Be Continued" bit.

It appears the people with lower expectations win again!

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:21 am

I just saw this yesterday. I had super low expectations...
But I thought it turned out ok.
It was pretty funny, and since I see all my movies in the theaters for free now, I can't complain too much.

The best part was when Bart drew all over the wanted picture of themselves in the gas station/convenience store or whatever, and then the cops came in and were like "THERE THEY ARE!" and arrested the bizzaro-simpson family.
That shit made me LOLL (that's Laugh Out Loud Literally just so you know)

Later

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:33 pm

i loved it

anyone who hated it had expectations for the movie that were based on fantasy.