Clerks 2

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:06 am

Thoughts?

I just saw the midnight show and thought it was pretty good.
A lot of parts were way over the top cheesy, and a lot of the conversations were really awkward, cuz let's face it, many of these people aren't great actors.
Overall there were a lot of hillarious parts. It had a little too much romance and meaningful message shoved in your face for my taste overall. And it went from like total chick flick to donkey sex within like half a second so the mood changed a lot giving it kinda a strange feeling.

There was one part that fucking made me cry cuz I was laughing so hard (and I rarely laugh at movies) when...
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They go outside and Jay is standing there with his coat open and his dick tucked between his legs.

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That shit had me almost on the floor laughing

Anyone else see it? What did ya think.

Later

311Chik · Post by **311Chik** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:43 am

Hahaha the Silence of the Lambs thing? haha. I saw a thing on VH1 about it and they talked about it and showed some clips from it where he is dancing and shit haha. Jay said something about having a small penis and someone laughed and he looked sad upset and went "man you're laughing about my small penis?" haha.

I kind of want to see it....still need to sit through all of the first one. I don't know why but I get major ADD when watching it.

grnster · Post by **grnster** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:41 pm

Im seeing it tonight at 9:30. Jay and silent bob own though so it should be a good movie. All the Kevin Smith movies are pretty good though.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:52 pm

pillowpants

Later

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:10 am

Damn, I'm surprised how nobody seems to have seen this movie!

Thus making my new title under my name obsolete

Later

pnutwannabe · Post by **pnutwannabe** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:14 am

I'll talk about it more tuesday when I go see it.

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:55 am

i saw it twice already

probably one of the funniest movies i've ever seen in my life. theres seriously not 1 dull second. even the second time.

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:22 pm

seen it twice, tonights #3... i hope.

wjf · Post by **wjf** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:34 pm

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Nice.

I wanna see it again.

logosteel · Post by **logosteel** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:44 pm

wjf wrote:PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Nice.

I wanna see it again.

Have yet to see it, but i sure as hell know what a porch monkey is...just wondering how it's referenced in the movie

8:16 AM · Post by **8:16 AM** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:03 pm

yea i saw it opening night
fucking hilarious man
i thought the humor was more along the lines of jay and silent bob strike back and not as much like the first clerks...but it was still funny as shit

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:17 pm

i saw it tonight and like you guys though, it was fucking hilarious, me, box, and my friend james were the only ones in the theater, well not really, there wre 2 emo kids in there, i think they wre really christian, they walked out of the movie aobut 30 minutes into it, i was rollin, that movie is A+, hands down

Rap Weasel · Post by **Rap Weasel** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:34 am

it was okay...funny random shit, but some parts seemed to go on forever.

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:57 am

i wanna see it

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:19 pm

2nd time tonight.

Oh pillowpants.......

Element · Post by **Element** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:40 pm

pillow pants..man..

i couldn't stop laughing

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:48 pm

haha randalls face when elias was sayin that shit was priceless.

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:00 pm

i made fun of lord of the rings so hard it made some super nerd throw up. where do we keep the mop and bucket so i can have elias clean it up?

CollapsingVisionary · Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:03 pm

D: in the closet with the cleaning supplies

R:...we have cleaning supplies?

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:56 pm

C+ movie

The dancing thing wasn't funny and ill placed.

Although, Jay doing the Tuck back was awesome and hilarious.