Not to be a downer but,

[mystoneybaby]

[Jordan311]

lmao I love you Emi. This is hilarious. Also, who knew my TB signature GIF would actually be relevent after all this time!

I also picked Chad, because he's generally been on the chubbier side for the longest now, and he does less physical/cardio activity during his set than the rest of the guys. Also if he's on the conservative side then he may not be into vaccines, etc.

SA was getting pretty fat for a while there also, but he seems to have lost the weight a few years ago and is looking more fit these days.

Nick is most likely to die in a crossfit accident.


Later

[Shiny]

Tim is going to die of cancer in 12 years

[Jordan311]

Tim is going to die of cancer in 12 years

Tim was definitely a top contender in my mind, because just by looking at him he seems the most affected by drugs, and smoking

Later

[Shiny]

Yeah I’m thinking his liver gets his ass

[GOAT]

That border jumper going down. Trump 2020 lol

[mystoneybaby]

That border jumper going down. Trump 2020 lol

Hot take from Goat

[mystoneybaby]

Yeah I’m thinking his liver gets his ass

What does this this look like, logistically?

[mystoneybaby]

Yeah I’m thinking his liver gets his ass

What does this this look like, logistically?

haha oh wait, I took that so literally. I thought his liver was going to harm his actual ASS but you were using the "royal" ass.

[mystoneybaby]

lmao I love you Emi. This is hilarious. Also, who knew my TB signature GIF would actually be relevent after all this time!

I also picked Chad, because he's generally been on the chubbier side for the longest now, and he does less physical/cardio activity during his set than the rest of the guys. Also if he's on the conservative side then he may not be into vaccines, etc.

SA was getting pretty fat for a while there also, but he seems to have lost the weight a few years ago and is looking more fit these days.

Nick is most likely to die in a crossfit accident.


Later

I voted for Chadwick because he is potentially an anti-vaxxer. I will counter your point though about physical activity on stage. Drummers are using all of their limbs when they play. They may be sitting down, but it is truly a cardiovascular activity.

I say miT is probably the least active on stage, not a big jumper or dancer, and that combined with his apparent alcoholism (as implied by Shineboo here in this thread) will probably make him the first to go.

Thusly, I'm changing my vote to miT. Poor fella.

I think SA will be the last because I heard his species has a longer life span than most humans.

[Jordan311]

is there any actual evidence that miT has a drinking problem? Or is that just speculation?

Later

[Shiny]

Speculation based on appearance

[Shiny]

I think pnut is going to be the last to die

[Shiny]

Yeah I’m thinking his liver gets his ass

What does this this look like, logistically?

haha oh wait, I took that so literally. I thought his liver was going to harm his actual ASS but you were using the "royal" ass.

[mystoneybaby]

I think pnut is going to be the last to die

Why? Because he is the chillest and least stressed of the group?

[Shiny]

yup, i get that vibe from him

nick is clearly the most physically fit, but it would be weird if the lead singer were the last of the band to die. so i feel like it would be the 2nd in command to live the longest, which is the role that pnut has been filling for a while.

[Jordan311]

pnut def seems chill, but I've seen him go on some weird long social media video rants, like on instagram i think when he lets something that someone in the comments says get to him. At least I think I remember that happening once or twice a while back.

Nick will die in a crossfit accident.

Later

[Jordan311]

pnut def seems chill, but I've seen him go on some weird long social media video rants, like on instagram i think when he lets something that someone in the comments says get to him. At least I think I remember that happening once or twice a while back.

Nick will die in a crossfit accident. Or by constricting blood flow in his body by wearing too-tight white pants.

Later

[bcolephases]

I would get roasted for posting a topic such as this. Funny the double standards that exist here.

But I think it will be Doug. He kinda fluctuates in weight the most.

[CodyComeaux]

I'm giving my answer in a more positive light, and stating with Great confidence that:

I'm all in with Timothy J. Mahoney living the longest of the 5, in this temporary physical life.

Although no one really dies in the spiritual world (The Real World) which lasts for eternity.

Physicists have officially concluded with enough evidence, that human beings have "souls" aka "spirits" aka whatever title you choose to call it, in both each of us as individual humans, and all as 1 - together (Which totals God, or whatever name for this perfect entity & Creator.)
***INSERT ONE AND THE SAME LYRICS***

... Sorry, I got a little off track, mixing the facts with my personal thoughts and beliefs.

"Might as well make up anything to believe in
It's made inside of you."
Nicholas Hexum

Okay, here's all current scientific facts:
***We, as individuals DO have a soul/spirit.
***Physicists categorize the soul as being a form of Energy.
***The ole Physics fact from long ago: Energy cannot be Created, NOR Destroyed.
***This means our true selves, our sprit energy, was always here and will Continue for eternity.
***This proves an either single or reincarnation after life, forever.
***The physical bodies that we are currently in is temporary. Think of it as a costume of your true self.

I Personally believe that we experience multiple HUMAN-only lives in the physical world(just planet Earth for now, until the near future), remembering wisdom from our souls from what we learned from our past lives in the physical world. We use our Free Will to choose to use all of the past wisdom we've learned to grow at a higher frequency, eventually becoming a god, or CONTINUE to make the same mistakes.

However, to get even DEEPER....
Because Time truly does NOT exist, Everything that ever happened, already happened, and every thing for eternity already happened as well.
Our human brains gives us the privilege to take this RIDE, and FEEL everything from it!


I'd like to end this for all of Earth People who took a moment out of their day to read this, of something I remembered from one of my previous lives:

HEY!
DON'T WORRY.
DON'T BE AFRAID, EVER
BECAUSE,
This is just a RIDE.