tragic motorcycle accident kills nick hexum

[GOAT]

Police say nick hexum was riding one of those 50 cent motorcycle rides for children outside the local health food store, when a semi struck the gas pumps nearby csusing the to exlode. Nick was not harmed by the explosion. A little girl came along and wanted to ride the motorcycle but nick was having too much fun and he rufused to get off the ride. She offered him some gum in trade for the ride and nick accepted the gum, but whe he took it he continued to ride the motorcycle. A few seconds later he choked on his gum and died. I interviewed chad sexton and this is what he had to say about the incident, "Nick was always looking for trouble, trouble, it always followed him." Scott stapp will be taking his place for the upcoming spring and summer tours. When asked about the incident with SA Stapp said "Sa, his wife and I had, had a threesome the night before the brawl. I was playfully joking about doug's wiener size and he took offense and the rest is history. Since then we've developed a very close personal relationship. He even co-wrote my new album "I am God" with me. We're all super excited for the shenanigans we'll get into this summer."

[Jordan311]

RIP in peace nick

Later

[$lmjimy311]

Nick is going to Sexum up big time up there.

[bcolephases]

Good riddance.

[Alexnova]

The only thing that was recovered from the wreckage were his bike tassels...

[GOAT]

Hahahaha

[CSM]

Wonder if his white pants were stained?

[CodyComeaux]

Hilarious dark humor! hahaha...