Nick was SO cash...

[bbshorts]

Greetings excitable ones,

My name is Nick, and I rock every single one of you. All of you are zealous, devoted fans who spend every second of their day surfing TaiyedBrodels and the 311 Bulletin Board. You are everything positive in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever doubted my belief that guns are for pussies? I mean, I guess it's fun going to our concerts because of your own interest in the band, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than following Phish on tour.

Don't be a possum playing dead, messing with my head. Just fuck the bullshit and throw down. I'm pretty much dope. I was the singer and bass player in Unity, and keyboard player in the Westside High School concert Jazz band in Omaha. What instruments do you play, other than air guitar or Guitar Hero? I also come up with funky rhymes in a permanent bliss, balls-to-the-wall rockers, melodic gems, and something for the old school fans. I got more funky styles than a laser jet got font, and a totally rad guitar (I just strummed it; Shit was SO cash). You are all positive vibe merchants who should just keep it real, Omaha Stylee. If I ever didn't thank you, then just let me do it now.
Pic Related: It's me and my guitar

[dj3stripes]

[Smoke]

man anyone else want to canoe through city streets? I think that's probably the silver lining in flooding.

[logosteel]

man anyone else want to canoe through city streets? I think that's probably the silver lining in flooding.

Sadly. Yes.

[dj3stripes]

or lazily float on down with a beer in hand on a swimming pool floaty

[$lmjimy311]

man anyone else want to canoe through city streets? I think that's probably the silver lining in flooding.

Sadly. Yes.

[Tehshewz]

Greetings excitable ones,

My name is Nick, and I rock every single one of you. All of you are zealous, devoted fans who spend every second of their day surfing TaiyedBrodels and the 311 Bulletin Board. You are everything positive in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever doubted my belief that guns are for pussies? I mean, I guess it's fun going to our concerts because of your own interest in the band, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than following Phish on tour.

Don't be a possum playing dead, messing with my head. Just fuck the bullshit and throw down. I'm pretty much dope. I was the singer and bass player in Unity, and keyboard player in the Westside High School concert Jazz band in Omaha. What instruments do you play, other than air guitar or Guitar Hero? I also come up with funky rhymes in a permanent bliss, balls-to-the-wall rockers, melodic gems, and something for the old school fans. I got more funky styles than a laser jet got font, and a totally rad guitar (I just strummed it; Shit was SO cash). You are all positive vibe merchants who should just keep it real, Omaha Stylee. If I ever didn't thank you, then just let me do it now.
Pic Related: It's me and my guitar

I am ok with this rendition of John copypasta.

[Jordan311]

I heard a rumor that in 1989 Nick did a lot of cocaine, and drank a lot of Jim Beam.


Is this true?


Later

[fatlip]

I heard a rumor that in 1989 Nick did a lot of cocaine, and drank a lot of Jim Beam.


Is this true?


Later

it is.. but as of 95 he was ginseng -- or so i've heard

[Smoke]

I heard he was so ginseng he started a clothing company named "Ginsing Clothing"

[Jordan311]

Is that where you get drunk on Gin, and sing?


Later

[rchrhds29]

Okay I know this thread is a joke but I have a VERY important serious question that I hope someone can please answer.

Someone stated that Nick did cocaine, I had never heard this before, I had heard that S.A. did cocaine before joining the band, but that since 311 formed in full none of the band members did hard drugs (i.e. they only did things like alcohol, marijuana, shrooms, and some people consider acid to not be a hard drug).

I'd like to know if anyone knows for sure, and can show proof please, if Nick did cocaine, and for how long, and if he still does cocaine, because this will piss me off so much as he would be such a hypocrite for being a cokehead but singing "stay clear of white powder, smoke indica, drink guiness"

[oldschool311]

sa quit during the making of transistor. they were tripping too hard on mushrooms, and sa had a really bad trip. haha
didn't pnut confirm that on the old board?

[$lmjimy311]

Okay I know this thread is a joke but I have a VERY important serious question that I hope someone can please answer.

Someone stated that Nick did cocaine, I had never heard this before, I had heard that S.A. did cocaine before joining the band, but that since 311 formed in full none of the band members did hard drugs (i.e. they only did things like alcohol, marijuana, shrooms, and some people consider acid to not be a hard drug).

I'd like to know if anyone knows for sure, and can show proof please, if Nick did cocaine, and for how long, and if he still does cocaine, because this will piss me off so much as he would be such a hypocrite for being a cokehead but singing "stay clear of white powder, smoke indica, drink guiness"

"In 1989 I was cocaine and Jim Beam" - nick hexum

[Tehshewz]

Okay I know this thread is a joke but I have a VERY important serious question that I hope someone can please answer.

Someone stated that Nick did cocaine, I had never heard this before, I had heard that S.A. did cocaine before joining the band, but that since 311 formed in full none of the band members did hard drugs (i.e. they only did things like alcohol, marijuana, shrooms, and some people consider acid to not be a hard drug).

I'd like to know if anyone knows for sure, and can show proof please, if Nick did cocaine, and for how long, and if he still does cocaine, because this will piss me off so much as he would be such a hypocrite for being a cokehead but singing "stay clear of white powder, smoke indica, drink guiness"

I swear this guy is a band member.
Or a very new fan.

[Smoke]

or someone from this board trolling us, which is more likely the case

[logosteel]

or someone from this board trolling us, which is more likely the case

[Element]

[fatlip]

this dude is blowing my mind, honestly. no one in 311 listens to good music except nick hexum w/ the clash and bad brains... that's IT.

oh yeah and pharcyde. but srsly this makes no sense

[Mindspin]

no one in 311 listens to good music except nick hexum

SA listens to Beastie Boys and Tim listens to Clutch.