My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to 311 and making fun of the band members because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was lead singer of a band, and sponsored by a skate shop. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked Photoshop'd pictures of Nick"? I also got dank weed, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and go back to the 311bbs.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
