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one of the craziest nights of my life

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man, goin to a friends house to say whats up, plannin on coming back to your house and chillin can end up in crazy adventures

i got to my friends house and they were playin beer pong so i was like what the hell, i'll play a round. next thing i know a night has gone past, i'm sucking on some girls titties on the couch and the sun is ocming up.

top 3 things that happened besides titties
1) my friend peed on the wall at the bar, that fucker was drunk
2)at last call my friend hands me a case of beer and tells me to put it in my car, i do and when i get back to the bar this bartender ocmes and is like did you see a kid run out of here with a case of beer? i told her he got in a blue car and drove thattt way, it was funny
3) karaoke (i hate karaoke but i just grabbed the mic and was like SIU BASKETBALL #13 in the country!!! and the place went crazy so that was cool

bad things about this morning
1) missing a quiz, fuck i just fucked up my grades, fuck!
2)my grandparents are comin to pick me up for lunch(fuck!) i'm to hungover
3) seeing a picture of the girl you were getting with with a message "i cant wait to do what we talked about" and thinking, wasnt that girl hotter?
4) spending some of my car insurance money on shots
5) terminex guy waking you up and tryin to talk to you on 2 hours of sleep
6) i'm never drinking again
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Post by Nate »

I got a good laugh from the "case of beer" bit. :lol:
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The 1 million question: what did you talk about doing with that girl?
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Haha yea the titty thing and the case of beer thing was great. You really done drinkin though?
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fuck, i went away for the weekend and came back to this message on my myspace from that girl of thursday night

"Hey it's Christine (met you last night) if you don't remember (Damn I hope you do)! I had an awesome time with you and I hope we do it again VERY SOON! A lot of buildup between now and then!
Here is my number incase you feel like hanging out before next weekend


Christine "

FUCKKK, WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?

any suggestions of what to do with my situatiion?????

and to ron, yeah man, i need a fuckin camera
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i guess youre just gonna have to suck some more titties
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I did something bad :oops: :lol:
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If she was hot call her and have some fun.
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pnutwannabe wrote:If she was hot call her and have some fun.
haha thats the thing, i dont think she is as hot as i thought she was at the time. she had nice titties, who knows, maybe i'll call her when i'm drunk again but i'm just scared this girl is gonna try to cling on real fast and shit
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FRIDAY NIGHT

drank 12 beers before the strip club
tell like 5 girls im johnny richter from the kottonmoutth kings
finger a chick during a lapdance
get thrown out, drink 4 more beers in the parking lot
come back in drunk as fuck
i hear "all mixed up" start going crazy to it, almost get tossed again
get my birthday dance and come out showing my hard on to people
leave the strip club yelled at some people almost started a fight
went to my friends brothers frat house, drank more beer
this guy tried to recruit me for the frat and gave me a dime sack
smoked it with my friends and got killer high
got back in town at like 5, past out while fooling around with a chick
woke up at 12 puking the looks of egg yoke
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Brokenside, would you be pissed if I called her and pretended I was you?
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Post by Nate »

Alright, you gotta turn it up REALLY loud. I was going to be really ridiculous and say some crazy shit but I decided against at the last second. I'm not sure why my voice was completely cut out. This would be a lot funnier if you heard what I said especially at the end. Oh well. Sorry Briann :lol:
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Nah I was just trying to be smooth and whatnot. Then somewhere I said we should go over to her house and do things like last time. At the end you can't hear anything but after she said, "you don't even know where I live." I said, "O ah yeahhhh welll uhhhh one of your friends or somebody told me," and she said something like, "you don't know any of my friends!" I ran out of material and peaced out.
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Hmm maybe I'll do it later tonight
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Post by Shiny »

Nate, we should get on 3 way and sing Brian's original post a capella
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haha I don't care that you are kidding I would totally do it :lol:
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