post your picture v1
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- Taiyed Brodel
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Re: post your picture v1
epic trolling
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It's amazing how many people on this site look like date rapists.
- $lmjimy311
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Re: post your picture v1
Wow, we must all look so much older by now.
This was me two summers ago...
This was me two summers ago...
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- Taiyed Brodel
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Re: post your picture v1
I'm scared to ask, why is there a tv with the same picture of you on it in the background?
- $lmjimy311
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Re: post your picture v1
Alex is right, you look just like Dicksexum now.
And please answe Dj's question. I'm curious too.
Also, you're on okcupid? Please tell us funny stories from there.
And please answe Dj's question. I'm curious too.
Also, you're on okcupid? Please tell us funny stories from there.
TB>BB
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$lmjimy311 wrote:Alex is right, you look just like Dicksexum now.
And please answe Dj's question. I'm curious too.
Also, you're on okcupid? Please tell us funny stories from there.
Who/what is Dick Sexum supposed to be? (Nick or Chad?... guessing Nick?) Sorry I haven't been around to pick up on these inside jokes. lol
Yep, I am... funny stories... hmmm...
Well, here's the most self-deprecating story.
I was almost black out drunk browsing okcupid one day (big BIG mistake, and I can not emphasize "big" enough) and I vaguely remember seeing a picture of a chick with sexy curves. At some point I realize she is outside my apartment. I had invited her over. I don't remember letting her in, but I remember standing face to face with her in the kitchen, wondering where the hell she came from and why she was there. The very next thing I remember is lifting one of her fat rolls with my free hand as I attempted to find her... ahem... entry point. Every time my hand lifted a roll of fat I smelled sweat. Like... the kind of sweat that you rinse off your nuts after running 5 miles. Stank sweat. That was the only clear-headed moment I had in an otherwise chaotic blur of randomness.
I have no memory of anything after that until the next day my roommate asked me why I had that girl over. That's when I realized that the big girl wasn't a dream, and that's also when the memory of that smell came back. My eyes got wide and I said out-loud, "No..."
I went back on okcupid to see what on earth compelled me to invite her over, and I saw a picture of her wearing a black, unbuttoned sweater in a dark room. The shirt underneath was revealed in the shape of an hour-glass. I squinted my eyes to see how it might look to a drunk person and sure enough, she had a great figure. Curvy, in a 'good' way. Her giant fat tits were pushing through her sweater, which fell inward as it dropped beneath them, and then was forced outward again as it met her ass. She also had to have known I was obliterated. This was the first time I ever felt as though I'd been "raped"... but I'm not even sure I had sex that night, to be honest.
Blegh...
Re: post your picture v1
I photoshopped it to fuck with people. Here's another one, but more subtle:dj3stripes wrote:I'm scared to ask, why is there a tv with the same picture of you on it in the background?