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1) that story rules
2) you're probably having trouble finding dates because your picture of you is praying to food like a jerkoff
2) you're probably having trouble finding dates because your picture of you is praying to food like a jerkoff
$lmjimy311 wrote:the ram seemed a little out of place. i didnt mind the tiger
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delete that dumb food pic and post a pic of you mid-ride on rollercoasters and believe me dude you will get so many more fucks from taht website dude please don't fuck up a good opportunity sayzak
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Haha guys relax. I'm having no problems meeting chicks on that website, even with that 'praying to the food' pic.
But now that I know you think it sucks I'll take it down. I thought it was funny... meh
But now that I know you think it sucks I'll take it down. I thought it was funny... meh
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I suddenly feel the urge to tell a success story now to balance out the previous one.
So I had met this 'flashy hot' blond from that okcupid, and hung out with her a handful of times. She was 5', but had good proportions from head to toe (you know how sometimes tiny chicks look like over-grown dwarfs? She didn't look that way at all). She also had killer tits. I mean, A+ 10/10 tits. The best I've ever seen. She was a lot of fun. Well anyway, I had a different girl over one time, who was urging me to invite another girl over. I recalled that flashy hot blond girl was bisexual, so I told her a lady friend of mine wanted to meet her. She said "Hmm, I'm kind of tired." (which of course meant "I just need you to take charge and make this happen", which I did). I said, "We will call you when we are outside of your house, bye." and we left.
Fast forward almost an hour, and the three of us are playing strip poker in my living room, drinking. The girls had only exchanged a few words, but they were willing to get naked in front of eachother so I felt pretty confident about where things were headed. They started exchanging prolonged, semi-flirtatious eye-contact, so I excused myself to use the restroom. I took my time in there, and when I came out one chick was on top of the other chick. They were making out and fooling around already.
I cracked a smile and sat down where I'd been sitting before, just enjoying the show. Took a few generous chugs of my drink, and leaned back, acting composed, but really I was searching for the right words/movements to make at that moment in time. I decided to just sit back and wait for them to acknowledge me. When they did, we continued playing the game. I was still fully clothed, and the flashy hot amazing tits girl was totally naked. The other was half naked.
When the naked girl lost a hand she had to fuck around with whoever won the hand. That idea didn't last long, as the tension was way too palpable to be contained to a game. Right then I took it upon myself to get up and walk to the bedroom, and things progressed exactly the way I wanted them to.
*high five*
There I feel better.
So I had met this 'flashy hot' blond from that okcupid, and hung out with her a handful of times. She was 5', but had good proportions from head to toe (you know how sometimes tiny chicks look like over-grown dwarfs? She didn't look that way at all). She also had killer tits. I mean, A+ 10/10 tits. The best I've ever seen. She was a lot of fun. Well anyway, I had a different girl over one time, who was urging me to invite another girl over. I recalled that flashy hot blond girl was bisexual, so I told her a lady friend of mine wanted to meet her. She said "Hmm, I'm kind of tired." (which of course meant "I just need you to take charge and make this happen", which I did). I said, "We will call you when we are outside of your house, bye." and we left.
Fast forward almost an hour, and the three of us are playing strip poker in my living room, drinking. The girls had only exchanged a few words, but they were willing to get naked in front of eachother so I felt pretty confident about where things were headed. They started exchanging prolonged, semi-flirtatious eye-contact, so I excused myself to use the restroom. I took my time in there, and when I came out one chick was on top of the other chick. They were making out and fooling around already.
I cracked a smile and sat down where I'd been sitting before, just enjoying the show. Took a few generous chugs of my drink, and leaned back, acting composed, but really I was searching for the right words/movements to make at that moment in time. I decided to just sit back and wait for them to acknowledge me. When they did, we continued playing the game. I was still fully clothed, and the flashy hot amazing tits girl was totally naked. The other was half naked.
When the naked girl lost a hand she had to fuck around with whoever won the hand. That idea didn't last long, as the tension was way too palpable to be contained to a game. Right then I took it upon myself to get up and walk to the bedroom, and things progressed exactly the way I wanted them to.
*high five*
There I feel better.
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sayzak i just wanted to let you know that i've been jerking off to your stories
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...BOTH of them?Shiny wrote:sayzak i just wanted to let you know that i've been jerking off to your stories
I didn't know you had a soft spot (should I say hard spot?) for chubby women!
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ahh you're reliving my youth and i'm jealous. kinda.
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hahahahahahahahaha Im drunk.some guy wrote:I kept on "accidentally" bumping into her hand with my crotch, but thats as far as it got.$lmjimy311 wrote:sorry bro. she wouldn't even hold it?