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$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:36 pm

Was that a "yes"?

Kissy · Post by **Kissy** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:53 pm

NOPE... Just a closer look at the nice eye... here's the evil one

311Baybee · Post by **311Baybee** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:05 pm

herro

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:18 pm

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:58 pm

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:07 pm

God I love that show

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:30 pm

Best. Show. Ever.

Kissy · Post by **Kissy** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:01 pm

SO thats why I can't get a date???

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:57 pm

$nipe wrote:This thread will NEVER get old

Element · Post by **Element** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:26 pm

epic trolling

Smoke · Post by **Smoke** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:17 pm

It's amazing how many people on this site look like date rapists.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:42 pm

who the fuck is kissy

Tehshewz · Post by **Tehshewz** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:52 am

[url=http://imageshack.us]

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:27 am

Wow, we must all look so much older by now.

This was me two summers ago...

dj3stripes · Post by **dj3stripes** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:36 am

I'm scared to ask, why is there a tv with the same picture of you on it in the background?

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:16 am

Holy shit sayzak is Dick Sexum.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:54 pm

Alex is right, you look just like Dicksexum now.

And please answe Dj's question. I'm curious too.

Also, you're on okcupid? Please tell us funny stories from there.

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:52 am

$lmjimy311 wrote:Alex is right, you look just like Dicksexum now.

And please answe Dj's question. I'm curious too.

Also, you're on okcupid? Please tell us funny stories from there.

Who/what is Dick Sexum supposed to be? (Nick or Chad?... guessing Nick?) Sorry I haven't been around to pick up on these inside jokes. lol

Yep, I am... funny stories... hmmm...

Well, here's the most self-deprecating story.

I was almost black out drunk browsing okcupid one day (big BIG mistake, and I can not emphasize "big" enough) and I vaguely remember seeing a picture of a chick with sexy curves. At some point I realize she is outside my apartment. I had invited her over. I don't remember letting her in, but I remember standing face to face with her in the kitchen, wondering where the hell she came from and why she was there. The very next thing I remember is lifting one of her fat rolls with my free hand as I attempted to find her... ahem... entry point. Every time my hand lifted a roll of fat I smelled sweat. Like... the kind of sweat that you rinse off your nuts after running 5 miles. Stank sweat. That was the only clear-headed moment I had in an otherwise chaotic blur of randomness.

I have no memory of anything after that until the next day my roommate asked me why I had that girl over. That's when I realized that the big girl wasn't a dream, and that's also when the memory of that smell came back. My eyes got wide and I said out-loud, "No..."

I went back on okcupid to see what on earth compelled me to invite her over, and I saw a picture of her wearing a black, unbuttoned sweater in a dark room. The shirt underneath was revealed in the shape of an hour-glass. I squinted my eyes to see how it might look to a drunk person and sure enough, she had a great figure. Curvy, in a 'good' way. Her giant fat tits were pushing through her sweater, which fell inward as it dropped beneath them, and then was forced outward again as it met her ass. She also had to have known I was obliterated. This was the first time I ever felt as though I'd been "raped"... but I'm not even sure I had sex that night, to be honest.

Blegh...

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:58 am

dj3stripes wrote:I'm scared to ask, why is there a tv with the same picture of you on it in the background?

I photoshopped it to fuck with people. Here's another one, but more subtle:

Taiyed Brodels

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