go do this...instead

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:30 am

goto google and type in

"_______ needs" cept replace the _______ with your name, funny shit

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:25 pm

Michael can get into conflicts when he is teased or corrected by peers.

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:39 pm

Emily needs to be told "No, there are certain things that just are NOT allowed

that is perfect.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:23 pm

"Nate needs a haircut" was the first thing and I'm going to get a haircut soon!

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:35 pm

"Andrew needs a belt"

I need to tell a story now.

I have two pairs of pants. That's it. I wear two pairs of pants. While one pair is being cleaned, I wear the other. Both of these pants are the same brand, and the same size. But with one of them, I need to wear a belt. I'm wearing those pants.

Homebrew311 · Post by **Homebrew311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:35 pm

Fr. Joe needs to remember that he is vulnerable to anything that gives an emotional uplift (the "high") as a temporary escape ('the fix") from everyday reality.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:46 pm

"Jordan needs to put pressure on the Palestinians to change the tools of struggle against the Israeli occupation."

OR

"BABY JORDAN NEEDS A HEART."

OR

"Jordan needs extra 4000 nurses by 2008."

Later

Element · Post by **Element** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:52 pm

Every Luke needs a Yoda

LAWL

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:54 pm

Element wrote:Every Luke needs a Yoda

LAWL

haha. good one

Later

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:57 pm

here is my first one

Jimmy needs your help to get free from prison for a crime he did not commit

the 3rd one
Jimmy needs new parent(s). Jimmy is a loving and playful dog, under 25 lbs. He is looking for a new home where he will be loved and pampered

hahahaha, damn i dindt know i was THAT slim

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:10 pm

"Stephen needs to dump kristen because she reallydoesn't like him"

well fuck that bitch.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:12 pm

GOATBURGE wrote:"Stephen needs to dump kristen because she reallydoesn't like him"

well fuck that bitch.

bwahahaha. This is a fun game.

Later

TaiyedBorders · Post by **TaiyedBorders** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:21 pm

Jordan needs to either produce the evidence for such charges or resign in disgrace, with his last action an apology to the US military aired in CNN's prime-time news show.

Post by **Station** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:58 pm

whether Alex knows it or not, he needs your help. Badly.

Alex needs to open a pizza store in MC.

Its Alex, and Alex needs a beer

best one: Alex needs to freak out/ He needs to freak out every day and every night/ Alex needs to freak out/ He needs a freak out that treats him right

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:00 pm

mike needs help

mike needs a new van

mike needs you

mike needs a date

311Baybee · Post by **311Baybee** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:37 am

Allyson needs corrective lenses

this is indeed true. i do sometimes need to don spectacles in order to be 20/20

edit:
how did i miss this

Allyson needs a lap dance

allyson needs a slow old boy if anyone has one

Allyson needs my a$$hole, apparently

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:19 am

"Emilio needs a vacation. Emilio needs a life."

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:31 pm

"Emily needs to SNAP out of it.... There's no rehab for stupidity."

Chris · Post by **Chris** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:48 pm

Chris needs your sex talk

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:19 am

"Tyler needs to tuck it better"