Roommates friend

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:34 pm

So my roommate has a really interesting friend. She brings this girl over to help her move a dresser and things. She has a killer body on her but has a beak like Tucan Sam.
She wants to go to a club with me in DC. But she's married and her husband is on deployment for 5 more months. It's a 4 hour trip from where i'm at in VA Beach. We'd have to get a hotel.

I'm just asking for trouble. Or is she?

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:36 pm

asking for trouble if you go

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:39 pm

don't do it, max

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:41 pm

Well, she's asking for trouble because she's married. ... Yo're asking for trouble because her husband is in the army and has army buddies. i wouldn't fuck with that ...

so if you go, just don't kiss her, don't have sex with her, don't do anything.. bring a buddy and your roomate. tell them to make sure you resist.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:42 pm

yeah...go with her but make her feel like a dipshit by rejecting her moves if she makes any

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:43 pm

that's mean ... besides it'll probably make her want you more. ..

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:46 pm

true. but i don't really think its mean. just go with her and prove that you only wanted to go along with her in a completely nice and platonic way. therefore, if she makes a move on you and you tell her that you only wanted to be friends, she'd feel like jack ass for considering cheating on her husband and shatter her perception of sex crazed guys that would fuck anything given the opportunity. i think she will learn a life lesson and this will enrich her life!

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:47 pm

SlvrFalcon007 · Post by **SlvrFalcon007** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:48 pm

HIT THAT, lol jk, yeah just take your friends with you when u go up

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:52 pm

mystoneybaby wrote:

she's probably yearning for knowledge, let's be optimistic

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:53 pm

Shiny wrote:
mystoneybaby wrote:
she's probably yearning for knowledge, let's be optimistic

i thought it was a great idea jonathan

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:55 pm

slmjimy311 wrote:
Shiny wrote:
mystoneybaby wrote:
she's probably yearning for knowledge, let's be optimistic
i thought it was a great idea jonathan

thanks, colin

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Mon May 29, 2006 10:56 pm

let's get married.

y2kprelude · Post by **y2kprelude** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:25 pm

He's in the Navy, i'm not that scared

He's on a boat for 5 more months.

I should hit it... damn it.

311Chik · Post by **311Chik** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:34 pm

Take her but then have an ONS with some chik you meet at the club

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:36 pm

y2kprelude wrote:He's in the Navy, i'm not that scared

He's on a boat for 5 more months.

I should hit it... damn it.

no. no you shouldn't. ... def not.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:41 pm

y2kprelude wrote:He's in the Navy, i'm not that scared

He's on a boat for 5 more months.

I should hit it... damn it.

HIT IT...he's probably cheating on her anyways. Different area codes mang.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:58 pm

ive got hoes...ive got hoes in different area codes..area...area codes..codes...HOES

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:59 pm

you guys are foolish.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:01 am

mystoneybaby wrote: you guys are foolish.

"If it fits, you must hit that shit"

-unknown