MADDOX's 'The Alphabet Of Manliness' !

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:17 pm

Anyone else planning on getting Maddox's book?
It's not supposed to come out until June 6 but some book stores are stocking it early. I just picked up my copy from Barnes & Nobles today.

Here is the list of chapters:

Official Alphabet According to Maddox:

A - Ass-Kicking
B - Boners
C - Copping a Feel
D - Taking a Dump
E - Enlightenment
F - Female Wrestling
G - Gas
H - Hot Sauce
I - Irate
J - Jerky, Beef
K - Knockers
L - Lumberjack
M - Metal
N - Norris, Chuck
O - Obedience
P - Pirates
Q - Quickies
R - Road Rage
S - Sneaking A Peek
T - Taunting
U - Urinal Ettiquette
V - Violence
W - Winner
X - XXX
Y - Yelling
Z - Zombies

What I've read so far is fuckin' hillarious.

Here's the official website:
http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/

Later

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:42 pm

Wow, I'll have to go and see if they have it later. I have mine ordered from Amazon, but I wouldn't mind picking up a tonight and then selling it on ebay, giving it to someone, or "wearing it around my neck".

Is it in the comedy or self-help section?

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Mon May 29, 2006 6:43 pm

It was in the Humor section.

It's fucking great. So hillarious.

Later

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:26 pm

Yesss!! I bought one. Thanks for the heads up Jordan

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:46 pm

I'm up to chapter 'E'

"Boners" and "Taking a Dump" are the best so far

Later

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:50 pm

Sounds funny. Give more info on it to see if i should check it out or not.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:54 pm

Here's a reason to buy the book:

"You're in the kitchen eating a ham sandwhich, when all of a sudden your wife comes in and asks you to hand her the keys sitting on the stool next to you. Rather than interrupting your meal..." (To be continued when you buy the book)

I'm on Chapter "b" for Boners right now and this book IS hilarious

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Mon May 29, 2006 7:56 pm

Haha, nice Shiny.

Maybe I should pick it up. I'm not one to read, but if it actually IS funny, i'll read it.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:05 pm

Well, if you're a fan of his website then check it out.

Later

strongallalong · Post by **strongallalong** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:57 pm

I'm actually going to read during the summer this year. Thanks for the heads up Jordan, definitely gotta check this one out.

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:21 am

This book just keeps getting better. I just finished Hotsauce.

Seriously, this is a must buy.

Later

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:25 am

M for Metal is hilarious when he talks about certain people at shows

Post by **Station** » Wed May 31, 2006 1:58 am

uh, is it fresh material or a collection of stuff from his site?

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:22 am

All 100% new material.

Later

Drums · Post by **Drums** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:41 pm

Old Bump yes, but I just got the book today.