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I know everyone has them. What are yours. Tests you put your date through to see if they are what you want.


I hand unlock her door and open it for her. If by the time i get back to my side the door isn't unlocked by her. Never again.

Thats my fav. And it's near fool proof to find a conciderate girl.
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y2kprelude wrote:I know everyone has them. What are yours. Tests you put your date through to see if they are what you want.


I hand unlock her door and open it for her. If by the time i get back to my side the door isn't unlocked by her. Never again.

Thats my fav. And it's near fool proof to find a conciderate girl.
what movie is that from?
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Bronx Tale hence me calling him Sonny.
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yeah i knew it had something to do with it, just didn't know the name of the movie.
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y2kprelude wrote:I know everyone has them. What are yours. Tests you put your date through to see if they are what you want.


I hand unlock her door and open it for her. If by the time i get back to my side the door isn't unlocked by her. Never again.

Thats my fav. And it's near fool proof to find a conciderate girl.
I heard about that in a movie or something, the door thing. I think tests that that are silly. You're assuming that a reaction to one ation is a telltale sign of the girl or guys entire personality. It sounds cool when you hear someone in a movie going on about it, but when you think about it... do you relaly want to spend a first date thinking about "tests" for your girl or guy, or worrying that they're pulling the same shit for you? Everyone is probably nervous enough, why make it more difficult? I don't know, I'd rather spend my time getting to know the person. I pay attention to things like how they treat the waiter/waitress if we go out to eat, if they yell at other people on the road while they're driving. I don't know. I think you can tell a lot about someone's personality by how they treat people they don't know, but I don't do specific tests on people. It's the overall feeling I get.
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Heres what you do. You get her in your car and you drive on some highway. Pull up to a big fucking 18 wheeler and get the drivers attention- whatever you gotta do. Now make sure hes looking at you and you take the girls head and push it down to your dick. If the broad goes down on you and she knows hes watching than shes a dirty pig and you should dump her.
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Yeah, Y2k, that's stupid nowadays. Our locks are all automatic. If you think that people think to manually undo locks anymore then you'll be "NEXT"ing everyone for the rest of your life.
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BACK TO THE BUS WITH YOU!
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Homebrew311 wrote:Bronx Tale hence me calling him Sonny.
you beat me to it.


I hate going on dates I usually cancle.
So its come to this?
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Rap Weasel wrote:
Homebrew311 wrote:Bronx Tale hence me calling him Sonny.
you beat me to it.


I hate going on dates I usually cancle.
Because of nervousness?
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Shiny wrote:
Rap Weasel wrote:
Homebrew311 wrote:Bronx Tale hence me calling him Sonny.
you beat me to it.


I hate going on dates I usually cancle.
Because of nervousness?
no I just dont like the formal date thing..I dont know why I just dont (or at least not right now)...money also has a little to do with it.
So its come to this?
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i purposely get something on my face. if she tells me, she's the one. if she doesn't say anything then she's fired. :)


^i dont really do that, but maybe i will start.
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midway through the dinner, you should say "If this date doesn't go well, I'm going to kill myself". if she responds with sympathy, she's the one.
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Shiny wrote:midway through the dinner, you should say "If this date doesn't go well, I'm going to kill myself". if she responds with sympathy, she's the one.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that's a ritual.
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within the first few dates i tell them everything thats wrong with me.. that way if they stick around.. well, it cant get much worse!
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that is an interesting tactic. don't you think you'd really only be keeping chicks around who have some issues of their own which makes them attracted to all the bad things about you?
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mystoneybaby wrote:that is an interesting tactic. don't you think you'd really only be keeping chicks around who have some issues of their own which makes them attracted to all the bad things about you?
pshshhhh theres nothign bad about me.. i mean my physical defects

girls are shallow, remember?
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counting out the big peice of metal in your dick.
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pieces i think you meant.
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