i have a boner

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:39 am

hehe.... well if carmen electra wasn't tryin to give me one now dancin like that on tv

DoYouRight311 · Post by **DoYouRight311** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:16 am

jessica alba gives me a boner

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:17 am

oh yeah, she sucked on mine

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:33 am

DoYouRight311 wrote:jessica alba gives me a boner

Every time I look at the seven foot tall Jessica Alba poster on my wall I get a boner.

Later

Flowing · Post by **Flowing** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:05 am

i give myself a boner...i've had a boner for the past 3 hours now

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:08 am

uhhhhh, but... ur a... girl... right

Flowing · Post by **Flowing** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:36 am

Goatburge wrote:uhhhhh, but... ur a... girl... right

i dont know, am i?

Vibe Merchant · Post by **Vibe Merchant** » Sat May 21, 2005 9:27 am

Yesenia's screen name gives me a boner every time i see it on AIM.

$lmjimy311 · Post by **$lmjimy311** » Sat May 21, 2005 9:34 am

i have a boner for murder

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:21 pm

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:28 pm

...bordom, inbetween a coma and an erection...

midnightangel · Post by **midnightangel** » Mon May 23, 2005 1:26 pm

SKAbatula wrote:...what's a boner?

are you for real?

imma girl and angelina jolie gives me a boner. lol
have you ever heard of anyone getting a nipple boner?

CollapsingVisionary · Post by **CollapsingVisionary** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:25 pm

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:55 pm

SKAbatula wrote:Yes, seriously? I'm assuming by the posts that it's sexually oriented...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oohhhhh ska, just admit it... i give you boners all the time

ooooohhhh holy shit, 311th post, yay for me

Homebrew311 · Post by **Homebrew311** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:02 pm

I'd say that boner is probably one of the funniest words in the english language. i have a boner 60% of the day and it feels good.

midnightangel · Post by **midnightangel** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:31 pm

SKAbatula wrote:Yes, seriously? I'm assuming by the posts that it's sexually oriented...

you gotta be kidding me......its an erection!!!! you know, a saluting soldier....if you get one for more than 4 hours seek immediate medical attention....?lol

midnightangel · Post by **midnightangel** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:40 pm

*lmfao* oh jesus christ......loves us!! youre mean. lol

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:45 pm

hey guess what i have!

GOAT · Post by **GOAT** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:46 pm

cancer

miT_311 · Post by **miT_311** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:47 pm

Goatburge wrote:cancer

you wish