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yes sir.
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Catch a radiohead video on tv, did ya? ;)

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no.






i'm thinking about what i did last night
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:shock:


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one of the best nights of all time
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we banged 5 times in one night.


i need some vitamins
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i think i came 10 times



blanks by the 7th one
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the lead singer of coldplay does home visits now?
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how do you have a half boner...does that mean one half is hard and the other half is all flopity?






















shut up i know what you mean. :)
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Blanks by the 7th? ... I find that difficult to beieve. .. I'd expect blanks by like the third.
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Would you like a demostration?
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no i think I'll be alright .... but ... you actually came at LEAST six times .. with splooge and all? ... ... that is so so so so difficult for me to believe. ... as far as I have been made aware after the second it's pretty hard to get anything other than just a dry orgasm .... you must have, like, not had sex or masterbated for like a year.
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Years of practice. Although it may not be as much as the first, it's still SOME and by about the 5th it's really watery. Would you like pics?
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no no no I would NOT like any pictures of your multiple orgasmic adventure. Thank you for the offer tough.
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hahahaha :lol:
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sex like that makes me want to live.




your pounding and her tits are bouncing up and down and you're looking into her eyes..it's a moment of clarity
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what a deep conversation.
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:roll:

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a half a boner is called a HONER
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well i know 1 thing from all this.... 311 is better than radiohead 8)
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