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My cat is constipated.

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He keeps meowing much the way he does when hungry, bored, or about to take a shit. He already took a shit (as he always does 5 minutes after I get home from work) but he's still meowing like an ass hole. He has been in and out of the litter box half a dozen times, scratching at the litter and jumping out. Then he randomly goes to the corner of the room and scratches at some party paper my roommate left lying there. I jump up and say, "Hey! What are you doing?" and he looks at me like, "I need something but I have no idea what it is." He's repeated this whole cycle once since I started typing this. Edit: Twice.

I know cat constipation isn't that interesting. Probably not threat worthy. But this place is dead. So this is the kind of quality it gets for now.

His name is Aero, by the way. He's half Blue Russian, half Tabby. The Tabby part is well hidden.

Edit #2: I think I discovered the culprit. I think he stepped in his shit and couldn't figure out why the smell was following him everywhere. If you're a cat that could drive you fucking insane.
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lets see some pics of Aero.

Actually, fuck it. This is now officially a 'post pictures of your pet' thread.

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These photos have been removed due to their horrendously large size. That's what she said.
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lmao why the FUCK are my pictures gigantic?
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This is my cat. Her name is Millie and I've had her since the 6th grade. She's at least 14 years old but I'm not exactly sure. She loves laps and she'll roll over so you can rub her belly. She never bites unless she's playing and right now she has fleas, which sucks. She's a yellow tabby but the flash in this picture makes her look white. She is the best cat ever!
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This is pepper. This bitch loves money and shit.
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GOAT wrote:This is pepper. This bitch loves money and shit.
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Soooo, my cat had a seizure the other night. Please keep her in your purrayers.
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boo this man
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Boo you!
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bcolephases wrote:Soooo, my cat had a seizure the other night. Please keep her in your purrayers.
ah dude - my cat has had lots of seizures in his life. I did a bunch of research and its fairly common for cats to have seizures. He would have one once every few months at the most frequent, and supposedly its not something you should worry about or go to a vet for unless its happening more than once a month.

but yeah. it's fuckin scary when it happens.
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Jordan311 wrote:
bcolephases wrote:Soooo, my cat had a seizure the other night. Please keep her in your purrayers.
ah dude - my cat has had lots of seizures in his life. I did a bunch of research and its fairly common for cats to have seizures. He would have one once every few months at the most frequent, and supposedly its not something you should worry about or go to a vet for unless its happening more than once a month.

but yeah. it's fuckin scary when it happens.
the first time it happened I thought he was dying >_<


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Yeah, it freaked me out! I took it to the vet and they told me pretty much everything you said. :l
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yeah just gotta learn to recognize it when its happening so you can grab him and wrap him in a blanket or something until its over. one time my cat had a seizure and tumbled down a whole flight of stairs before I could grab him. thankfully he was fine.

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