i took 4 shits at work today

[Broken Side]

fyi

[logosteel]

Single or stall?

[Smoke]

Someone needs more fiber in their diet

[Broken Side]

are you trying to tell me that taco bell and beer are not perfect sources of healthy fiber?!?!

[GOAT]

im on shit no. 2 right now!

[Smoke]

are you trying to tell me that taco bell and beer are not perfect sources of healthy fiber?!?!

oh man well that certainly explains the 4 shits, hahaha

[GOAT]

dont eat breakfast tacos from taco loco. My asshole is on fore right now. Also my girlfriend called me while i was taking a shit so every once in a while i would be making weird noises while i talked while trying to hide the fact that i was dropping a load while talking to her and this sentence is never going to end because i dont feel like pressing 4 buttons to use proper punctuation so im just gonna enjoy the rest of my day while my stomach is being raped by taco loco.

[Broken Side]

i just had a southwest salad from this place in the board of trade and we refer to it as the diarreah salad. it has like 2 pieces of lettece and the rest is all beans and other bad shit. I'll be in the bathroom shortly but damn it was delicious

[Smoke]

I took 4 shits in the morning, I took 4 shits at night, I took 4 shits in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright, I took 4 shits in time of peace and 4 in time of war, I took 4 shits before I took 4 shits and then I I took 4 more



BTW, why do you hate your asshole?

[Broken Side]

lol not sure, I guess my asshole has been nothing but good to me. food is just so damn good. The guy sitting next to me eats some nutrisystem shit and weighs out the food and amount of protein and shit and that sounds and looks terrible, it takes all the fun out of food. the key to a successful diet is eat until you can't move for a few hours, rinse and repeat

[Tehshewz]

dont eat breakfast tacos from taco loco. My asshole is on fore right now. Also my girlfriend called me while i was taking a shit so every once in a while i would be making weird noises while i talked while trying to hide the fact that i was dropping a load while talking to her and this sentence is never going to end because i dont feel like pressing 4 buttons to use proper punctuation so im just gonna enjoy the rest of my day while my stomach is being raped by taco loco.

I do the exact opposite.
I call and txt my gf to tell her I am pooping.
I also fart on her.

100% true statements.

[Jordan311]

I do the exact opposite.
I call and txt my gf to tell her I am pooping.
I also fart on her.

100% true statements.

Same here. Relationships where bowel movements and flatulence are frowned upon are destined to fail.


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[greenmonkey911]

I've never heard/smelled my gf fart and we live together. I'm 89% sure she's human.

[Shiny]

Same here. Relationships where bowel movements and flatulence are frowned upon are destined to fail.


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