why are women..

officer311 · Post by **officer311** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:00 am

such fucking bitches...

nothing personal to the women here...
but goddamn my wife is a fucking bitch.

ok i'm done..

BITCH

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:24 am

maybe you should rephrase that to "why is my wife such a fucking bitch?"

officer311 · Post by **officer311** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:25 am

haha yea but my bud just called me bitchin about his too..
haha sry i didn't clarify that as well....

but seriously....

had to vent a lil

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:31 am

I'm more interested in why saying the word bitch makes me feel so much better when I'm mad at someone. I also love saying 'fuck'.. I feel like my words match my foul mood and it makes me feel so great.

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:53 am

fuck you, bitch

mystoneybaby · Post by **mystoneybaby** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:06 am

Fuck! Bitch!
What the fuck, bitch?
Why are you such a fucking bitch.
Bitch! FUCK!
Stop fucking bitching.
You are unbefuckinglievably BITCHY.
bitch bitch Bitch BITCH BITCH
fuck fuck fuck
fuckfuckfuck
I don't give a FUCK you, bitch.
Take your bitch ass offer and FUCK YOURSELF.
Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.
Fuck off, bitch.

Bitch multiple times in a row really pisses people off. =)

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:06 am

Original poster is a faggot.

Tehshewz · Post by **Tehshewz** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:54 am

Sooo, my question is.

What did you do to make your wife bitch at
You?

officer311 · Post by **officer311** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:35 am

assblaster wrote:Original poster is a faggot.

much love back to you....

Sooo, my question is.

What did you do to make your wife bitch at
You?

dude i can't even begin to explain. i'm really starting to think she's bi polar and needs meds. it's the little things that piss her off to the point like make it seem like i murdered her family member and fucked her best friend...it's freaking crazy!! and scary!

plus she pushed all my friends away so shit gets hard. especially when i can't trully "get away".

example JUST last night. i say hey i'll let the dogs out, wanna help? "yes" we go outside they do their stuff. then one starts to walk away. she goes after it. she grabs him and turns towards me and the front door and begins to walk back. because i see her coming this way, i turn around and walk back in and up the stairs to put CD QUALITY UNIVERSAL PULSE ON MY IPHONE haha, and she comes in. "why the fuck do you even ask for my help?" goes in the bedroom and slams the door. FUCKING REALLY? and then doesn't talk.
either i'm a horrible husband because i walked inside before her? or idk

311Chik · Post by **311Chik** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:53 am

Divorce?

logosteel · Post by **logosteel** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:25 am

kill her

Jordan311 · Post by **Jordan311** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:54 pm

You should just murder her family and fuck her best friend

Later

logosteel · Post by **logosteel** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:06 pm

Jordan311 wrote:You should just murder her family and fuck her best friend

Later

Tehshewz · Post by **Tehshewz** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:17 am

You need to understand that with women, what ever you do is wrong.

I agree with the rest.
Just kill her.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:10 pm

it's probably because you let her run after a dog and you just went inside to go worry about a shitty 311 album (though you probably did something else, just relating 'universal pulse' into the story to capture our interest) instead of even pretending to be engaged in what was going on. i'm sure you do more things like this on the regular. you sound like a bitch nigga.

officer311 · Post by **officer311** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:38 am

Tehshewz wrote:You need to understand that with women, what ever you do is wrong.

I agree with the rest.
Just kill her.

yea i read divorce and kill

hmmmmmm i think killing would be easier. but i'm not the type

i don't know...and of course she blew up on some more shit today....geeeeez

whatever. thx for the expert advise

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:07 am

"@officer311 Houston, TX
Drummer,guitarist,bassist,half ass singer,band member,police officer, 311 fanatic! and married to an amazing woman!"

change your mind, much?

logosteel · Post by **logosteel** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:41 am

officer311 wrote:
Tehshewz wrote:You need to understand that with women, what ever you do is wrong.

I agree with the rest.
Just kill her.

yea i read divorce and kill

That would take all the fun out of it. Kill her first, then divorce

fatlip · Post by **fatlip** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:33 pm

Shiny wrote:"@officer311 Houston, TX
Drummer,guitarist,bassist,half ass singer,band member,police officer, 311 fanatic! and married to an amazing woman!"

change your mind, much?

shiny, now that you're a man of the north please notice the following:

Texas, Police officer, Fanatic, Wants to kill his amazing woman of a wife

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:09 pm

dear god, it's all clear now

Taiyed Brodels

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