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[Jordan311]

And post the best definitions -- http://www.urbandictionary.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A friend of mine just sent me this link http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jordan" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; with interesting results.

1. Jordan
A different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long


2. jordan
the hardest song in guitar hero 2.. Jordan by Buckethead. Inspired by Michael Jordan and only recorded with a solo for GH2 so far

"I heard that guy got a 5star on Jordan"
"not even ES942 can full combo Jordan"


4. Jordan
a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon


7. jordan
the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

haha.
Anyone else have any good ones?


Later

[Vibe Merchant]

1. Corey

Slang Cockney word for penis

He's got one hell'uva corey
by Kurt Apr 15, 2005 email it

2. Corey

Comes From A Scotish Term Meaning Amazement, It Originates From Here Because In The Old Scotish Towns The person they had no idea how they managed to survive or make any money or do something cool would be the Corey of the town
by Corey Feb 1, 2003 email it

3. Corey

awesomest name in the world

Person 1: Man corey is wicked awesome
Person 2: oh hell yea dont forget it.

4. Corey

A "Corey" or "Mr Duff" is actually quite photogenic...unlike the previous suggestions under "Cori". This name is given to a boy who is handsome, trustworthy and smart...many people would love to be "Corey"

Guy: OMG look at that Corey guy on his crutches...what a geek
Girl: You just wish you were Corey cause he's so cool

[$lmjimy311]

here is my real name

1. slmjimy
18 up, 8 down


a very hard mother fucker who does not want to be reckoned with

oh my god theres slmjimy, lets run away he will kill us
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2. slmjimy
12 up, 10 down


An ape, usually inhabiting forests in central West Africa. Feeds exclusively on bananas. Responsible for running a number of bus companies as part of his species' ownership of the world's transport networks. Service is, however, regrettably poor.

Without slmjimy and his bananas, the public transport in London would be much more efficient.
slmjimy is a chimpanzee.
by Wilma Sep 14, 2003 email it
3. slmjimy
2 thumbs down


a slmjimy is something or someone who always very baffled about ones situation and most of the time is not aware of his/her awful smell and dopiness

'ooo slmjimy is a confused again'
tags slmjimy jitten jitan jeten jeetan
by anoimous anonymous Mar 1, 2008 email it

4. slmjimy
8 up, 10 down


To be a dumbass, To do something really stupid.

Man that dudes such a slmjimy
Man you just did a slmjimy


my other name, jimmy

welll there are 37 definitions of it and i dont feel like going through it all so here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jimmy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[fatlip]

1. David
1594 up, 460 down


A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
tags timebomb insane conquer peace america earth conquerer leader smart strong
by TkTb Earth Nov 19, 2006 email it








lolololol! it mentions TB!

[Alexnova]

Alex
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex


FUCK YEAH


Alex
A common name for both males and females coming from Alexander and Alexandra.
Male- lazy, stubborn, passionate, party animal, very loving and affectionate.
Female- stubborn, easily agitated, fiercly loyal, also very affectionate, desires attention, moody, loves being in relationships.

The Male part describes me perfectly.

[ronica311]

1. Veronica 166 up, 112 down
Full name: Veronica Lodge. In the popular Archie comics, Betty's arch nemesis for Archie's affections.
Also refers to a any prude who's idea of passion is a friendly hug.
Archie always liked Betty better because Veronica was always such a Veronica.

2. Veronica 75 up, 29 down
A fine and sexy female. It originated in Mexico from a group called "The Veronicas" that were beautiful women with lots of curves.
Jimmy: Man, there were some hot girls at the mall today
Josh: Yeah, I seen them there last week.
Jimmy: That one with the dark hair, now she's a Veronica!

3. veronica 73 up, 49 down
the second most popular stripper name in the world.
lets go to the strip club to see some veronicas.

4. veronica 3 up, 4 down
Generally ambitious, kind, caring, smart, loyal.
But
1. Can be self centered at times.
2. Doesn't know when to stop doing the wrong thing.
3. Can't read people very easily.
4. Can be randomly mean when she feels it is necessary.
5. An over-achiever at times but is too lazy for her own good.
If she is quiet, but loud, she is definitely a Veronica.

5. Veronica 3 up, 3 down
one who sucks a lot of cock, particularly on a college campus that is within a ten mile radius of a national monument, or a grease truck
Shut up bitch and do a Veronica

[311Baybee]

1. ally
to pop a cap in someones ass

yo fool, ima ally yo ass if you dont gimmie my money
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2. Ally

The girl who knows how to party lika rockstar

yo that girl is a total ally
tags chill bomb cool lover hater
by kung fu ninja down in the hood Mar 21, 2008 email it
3. ally
a straight person who supports LGBT rights

She may not be a lesbian, but she is an ally
tags gay lesbian bisexual transexual straight
by thisdaydreamer somewhere Sep 23, 2007 email it

[Alexnova]

No cupcakes?

[mystoneybaby]

1. Emily

slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.



2. Emily

A code word for alcohol.

"Are we hangin with emily tonight?"


3. Emily

The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.

person A: "i hope i can go out with an emily tonight"
person B: "i am going out with an emily tonight and we will party!"



4. emily

The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.

There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it?


5. emily

The previous definitions are straight bootleg. The definition of Emily is: A code word for the drug, Ecstacy (MDMA)

Do you know where I can find Emily?


6. emily

emily is a girl, and she's probs the hotest kid you'll ever find. no joke. when you see her you'll want her heaps bad.


bronwyn: emily, i need you on me now
emily: bronwyn, i want you heaps bad too
bronwyn: get on me
emily: i'm already in you


7. Emily

1. Code Word for Alcohol.
2. Code Word of Ecstasy. (MDMA)
3. A Juggalette
4. A Girl who just doesn't give a f--- and is always down to party.

1. Let's go get Emily!
2. Emily made my pupils so HUGE!
3. See that hatchetman? That's an Emily!
4. Emily DGAF.

[311Baybee]

No cupcakes?

no- apparently i am only good for referencing the act of shooting people up. alas...

[Jordan311]

I'm starting to see a theme with these definitions...

Later

[Nate]

1. Casanova
172 up, 18 down


A man who is amorously and gallantly attentive to women.

Shit, that guys a Casanova
tags lover great man cassanova cazanova sex love
by Blargg New Jersey Oct 20, 2005 email it
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2. casanova
33 thumbs up


A smooth-talking charmer who has mastered the art of finding, meeting, attracting and seducing beautiful women into the bedroom. One he accomplishes his goal, he leaves the woman in fear of having a relationship and proceeds to find his next conquest.

Border's bookstore: "Beware of Casanovas!"
tags casanova pickup pua seducer charmer
by killing angel hawaii Dec 29, 2007 email it
3. casanova
31 up, 129 down


As in "Kenny Casanova" - the prime rib of professional wrestling. A golden throat that all women love.

When Kenny Casanova sings, the girls boobie swings.
by Jack Prest Feb 22, 2005 email it

[JuicyJ]

Alfie
22 up, 7 down

a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.

[wrjones311]

2. William
211 up, 77 down


A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.

My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...
tags william gentleman will charming prince
by Kelly Jamison United Kingdom Apr 9, 2007 email it
3. william
183 up, 109 down


someone who has selective hearing, and has a habit of ignoring people.

why are you such a william today, you keep ignoring me.

5. William
227 up, 167 down


That sensation you have where you feel a sneeze coming, but it's not there yet... and sometimes it never arrives!

man: oh, Baby, I'm having a William!
wo-man: A what?
man: Be quiet, wo-man... I need to sneeze!
wo-man: whatever...
man: Damn, wo-man, you ruined it! My William passed...

[$nipe]

Emilio
10 up, 7 down


Usually known as Big Poppa. He has a bad seed look to him but is actually really sweet. Fuck with him he would screw you over big time. An Emilio could either be extremely mean or he can be really nice.

Damn i wish i could more Emilio
tags emilio nice emotional monica loves him buttface
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2. Emilio
10 up, 8 down


Emilio or 'Milio can be used in the place of any of the following words:

sexy, crazy, hot, explosion, fuck, sneeze, sex, amazing, unbelievable.

When used in a sentence it must be capitalized and followed by an orgasm of some kind.

Examples:

"Wow, that was so Emilio!"

"That's so fucking 'Milio..."

"Damn, that's Emilio."

[antfarm311]

I love this definition.

Daniel
25 up, 12 down
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

[midnightangel]

oh hell

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nikki" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

1. nikki 524 up, 219 down

Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.


2. nikki 107 up, 73 down

A supachicka who does nothing but dance, drink, fluff her hair for maximum volume, and wear those friggin Bape shoes.


3. nikki 66 up, 49 down

the anatomy of amazing and awesome!! fantastic.
a joy to be around.... always

[311Chik]

1. Bridget 250 up, 75 down

An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.

I need a Bridget. (in example of needing the happiness)
You pulled a Bridget. (in example of the clumsiness)

2. Bridget 153 up, 53 down

A shota icon, who is frequently featured in threads on image boards such as not4chan, 7chan and 12chan, where he can be fapped over. Due to his feminine appearance, he can cause sexual confusion for people of both genders, although tends to be a favourite of straight men. Bridget originates from the video game Guilty Gear XX, where he sought to prove his masculinity in a very short nun's habit, using a pink yoyo, and with the help of his teddy bear, Roger.

Everyone is gay for Bridget.


3. Bridget 152 up, 64 down

A woman more entrancing than the greatest laser show at a European Night Club and a woman who could make the darkest day brighter than the sun. Women who try to imitate this woman pitifully fail - mostly because its like trying to imitate the most beautiful celestial body in the universe with the personality of Princess Charming.

Man, I tried to imitate Bridget today and I couldn't...