Valentines Day Sex

[Vibe Merchant]

Eating a full meal before sex is a task. Both were still so good. Anyone else hit it up today?

[Vibe Merchant]

You're right, i'll keep this one to myself. Just thought i would be alittle open about my day.

[fatlip]

maybe you should PM yourself these things instead of posting them on this board

[Vibe Merchant]

I know man, people don't talk for shit anymore. Fucking Hizzy says something similar and people respond. I say it and no one gives a shit and/or think im a perv or something. Whats with that?

[HizzY]

vibe merchant.....

i love you for this post



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



fuckkkk maddddddd bitchessssssssss

CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[Vibe Merchant]

Thanks man, at least someone else enjoyed themselves tonight.

[Nate]

I'm embarrassed that you are even a part of this forum.

Hey guys I jacked off early this morning and got blowjob while playing san andreas over the weekend. I just breathed and drank some water. Tomorrow I'm going to work and maybe get another bj and breathe again :happy:

[fatlip]

its not the whole perv thing, its your girlfriends pussy smelling like fish



clean pussy dont smell

[Vibe Merchant]

Alright man, but i disagree. By clean do you mean douched? I read somewhere that douching or washing actually can cause infection by cleaning away the natural cleaning agents found in the vag. The smell is actually just like sweat, i think the two are connected in some way. Anyone know the facts on this matter?

[Jordan311]

[CollapsingVisionary]

ew

[fatlip]

bro.. okay i'm going to be straight up honest with you and not try to be funny or anything.


if you want results.. take a shower with her before hand and wash her vag for her (it'll seem sexual so you can get away with it) -- all it needs is soap and water.

you dont eat a vag that's sweaty. plus, sweaty vag causes yeast infections and i KNOW you dont wanna be near that. yr girl has got to take better care of her self mang. well, not even so much. she needs to take better care of YOU and put these things into consideration. unfortunately, there's no polite way to bring that up, as you have noted with "your vagina smells like the sea" comment. girls are more self-conscious than ... well, anything.

i suggest the shower method. i haven't personally used it, but then again my girlsfriends vagina doesn't smell like an italian christmas eve's dinner

[Jordan311]

One of my first serious girlfriends had a stanky vag sometimes.
I straight up told her, and refused to eat her out.
She even went out and bought douches and shit for me after that.

So yeah. Just tell that ho straight up. If you were a chick and your puss smelled bad, wouldn't you want to know? Maybe she just needs to keep up with the hygeine a little better, and becoming aware of it will make her go the extra mile when she's showering.

And the same rule goes for food. If it doesn't taste good, don't eat it!


Later

[Vibe Merchant]

bro.. okay i'm going to be straight up honest with you and not try to be funny or anything.


if you want results.. take a shower with her before hand and wash her vag for her (it'll seem sexual so you can get away with it) -- all it needs is soap and water.

you dont eat a vag that's sweaty. plus, sweaty vag causes yeast infections and i KNOW you dont wanna be near that. yr girl has got to take better care of her self mang. well, not even so much. she needs to take better care of YOU and put these things into consideration. unfortunately, there's no polite way to bring that up, as you have noted with "your vagina smells like the sea" comment. girls are more self-conscious than ... well, anything.

i suggest the shower method. i haven't personally used it, but then again my girlsfriends vagina doesn't smell like an italian christmas eve's dinner

Oh yeah, totally man. I did that once along time ago when we took a bath together and then we fucked a little but never finished in the tub(i could feel the water going up into her). I did notice that it did not have that taste or smell at all in the bath tub.

[311Chik]

Being a girl and knowing the biology...stink = something wrong. Whether it be hygenic or an infection of some sort, and normally poor hygene leads to an infection whether it be yeast infection or bacteria vaginosa. If you don't say something she could have you be down there knowing she has a yeast infection - I know girls who do that and it grosses me out so much hearing about it...I can't imagine doing that to someone, but I have hygene issues.

[KyleRayner]

did i miss somethign? did he say his girlfriends vag smelled somewhere?

i really hope not that makes this topic x 1000000000

[311Baybee]

yeah i somehow missed that too..

[fatlip]

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[MariaA]

this started off good...vday sucess stories...turned into stinky vag stories...eh weird lol

[fatlip]

no one asked you stinkyvag