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Guys LETS HAVE A PARTY

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A break dance party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ga3xgLOpLo[/youtube]


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Ps. this is too good for the media section

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shiny, you NEED to watch this


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but there are lots of un-black people in your video!

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:shock: Jmanister is this thread title and first line of the thread a throw back to a bright eyes song off of the album i don't have anymore so i couldn't tell you the song title i'm thinking of?
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haha no.

Did you even WATCH the youtube vid!?!?

FUCK PEOPLE WATCH THAT SHIT ITS INCREDIBLE ESPECIALLY IF YOURE "MASS FADED"


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mystoneybaby wrote::shock: Jmanister
i read this as jaime lannister
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whos that?

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Jaime
Younger twin to Cersei, and son of Tywin and Joanna, Jaime Lannister (a POV character) is one of the most famous knights in all of Westeros. At fifteen, he became a knight and ascended to the elite Kingsguard, the members of which can neither hold lands nor marry. Two years after his induction he murdered Mad King Aerys during the sack of King's Landing, earning him the epithet "Kingslayer". Though he shares his sister's arrogance, amorality, and striking good looks, he is much more reckless and easily amused. In A Storm of Swords he becomes a point-of-view character.

Jaime took his post as a Kingsguard to stay with his sister, Cersei, with whom he shared a secret, incestuous relationship. He quickly grew disillusioned with his post when he learned that the paranoid Aerys was using him as a hostage against his father. During the sack of King's Landing, Jaime killed the king he was sworn to guard in order to thwart Aerys' plans to immolate the city with wildfire. After Cersei became queen, Jaime fathered all of her children. He attempted to protect their secret at Winterfell by throwing the seven-year old Bran Stark from a window. This act became a major trigger of the War of the Five Kings that followed.

Captured in battle by Robb Stark, Jaime spent much of The War of Five Kings in prison at the Tully castle of Riverrun, but was eventually freed by Catelyn Stark under oath to exchange his life for her daughters and never take arms against the Starks or Tullys again. Catelyn appointed Brienne of Tarth to escort him to King's Landing. At once annoyed and impressed by Brienne's honor and idealism, Jaime still attempted to kill her out of simple malice and arrogance. He failed in his attempt, but even Brienne would later admit that if his hands had not been bound she would not have had any hope of victory.

During Jaime and Brienne's capture by the Brave Companions, Jaime's sword hand was cut off. Deprived of his identity-defining martial prowess, and still troubled by Brienne's example of knightly honor, Jaime began to re-evaluate his life, beginning with risking his own life to rescue Brienne from the Brave Companions. When he returned safely to King's Landing, he assumed the office of Lord Commander of the Kingsguard and began to take his post more seriously. His newfound responsibilities caused problems with his family relationships. Already conflicted by the discovery of Cersei's infidelity, Jaime's feelings toward Cersei soured. He also refused to leave the Kingsguard and become Tywin's heir, causing his father to disown him. Going completely against his family, he charged Brienne to find the missing Sansa Stark and keep her safe from the wrath of House Lannister. He then rescued his brother Tyrion from execution and admitted to betraying him during a traumatic moment in Tyrion's youth.

Jaime's oath to Catelyn was put in jeopardy when he went to Riverrun to end Brynden Tully's resistance. He managed to take the castle bloodlessly by releasing the prisoner Lord Edmure Tully and threatening the life of his unborn child should he refuse to yield the castle. Jaime felt he had kept the spirit of his oath to Catelyn, but despite his intentions the incident added to Jaime's already monstrous reputation as a kingslayer, child-killer, and his sister's incestuous lover.
my favoritest character in my favoritist books

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he's also neck and neck with tyrion.
Tyrion
Tyrion, (a POV character) is Tywin's third child, a misshapen dwarf nicknamed "The Imp" and "The Halfman". Though he shares his father's talent for political maneuvering, he receives little respect from Tywin because of his deformity, sharp tongue, penchant for whoring, and the death of his mother during his birth. He is capable of cruelty to his enemies, but also has great sympathy for fellow outcasts and the mistreated.

Early in life, Tyrion found himself ostracized from regular family life, and sought his own entertainment. When Tyrion was 13, he and Jaime rescued a common girl, Tysha, from a compromising situation. Tysha found Tyrion pleasing, and they married in secret, but Lord Tywin found out and explained that she was a prostitute whom Jaime had hired for Tyrion's benefit. Tywin had her repeatedly raped by his men before Tyrion's eyes, and then forced the boy to do the same. This incident scarred Tyrion, but also brought him closer to Jaime, the only person who ever showed kindness to him.

Tyrion joined the royal family on their fateful trip to Winterfell, after which he visited The Wall with Jon Snow, Eddard Stark's bastard son. On his return, he met Catelyn Stark at a roadside inn. She arrested him on suspicion of the attempted murder of Bran Stark and brought him to the Eyrie. There Lysa Arryn put him on trial for that crime, as well as the murder of Jon Arryn (he was innocent of both). He escaped punishment with the victory of his champion, the sellsword Bronn, in a trial by combat. After leaving the Eyrie, he recruited the mountain clans of the Vale into his service with hopes of using them against the Vale. Along with his new troops, he participated in the Battle of the Green Fork against Stark forces commanded by Roose Bolton.

Tywin made Tyrion his temporary replacement as Hand of the King, but forbade him from indulging in his weakness for prostitutes. Tyrion disobeyed him, secretly taking the young prostitute Shae into his service. As Hand, he entered a bitter power struggle with Cersei, but managed to consistently outplot her. He arranged the wildfire-filled ships and massive chain that decimated Stannis Baratheon's fleet during the Battle of the Blackwater and greatly contributed to the victory against Stannis. His contributions were not appreciated, however, and he took a severe facial wound in an assassination attempt during the fighting.

Upon the return of his father, Tyrion found himself demoted to Master of Coin and forced into a political marriage with Sansa Stark. Though they were married for over a month, Tyrion never forced consummation on his unwilling bride, a decision that earned him scorn and jest in court, and very little love from his wife. Sansa fled in the aftermath of King Joffrey's murder, for which Tyrion was accused. A trial was held presided by Tywin Lannister, Mace Tyrell and Oberyn Martell. During the trial, Tyrion was accused and humiliated by several people, including his prostitute, Shae, who lied under incentive from Cersei. However, it was known that Gregor Clegane would be Cersei's champion in case he picked trial by combat.. Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne visited Tyrion in his cell and agreed to be his champion to revenge himself on Gregor Clegane. However, Oberyn died, and Tyrion was condemned to death.

Tyrion was freed from his prison cell by his brother Jaime and a reluctant Varys. During their escape, Jaime revealed that their father had made him lie about Tysha being a prostitute, and that she was exactly what she seemed: a peasant girl who had genuinely loved Tyrion. Tyrion saw this as an unforgivable betrayal and abandoned Jaime, promising retribution if they met again. He also revealed that Cersei was "a lying whore" who was having sex with Lancel, Osmund Kettleblack "and Moon Boy for all I know" and falsely told Jaime that he had indeed poisoned Joffrey. Before leaving the castle, Tyrion visited his father's room and found Shae there, whom he killed. He then confronted his father, demanding he tell him what became of Tysha. Tywin revealed that he had not killed her, but provoked Tyrion by repeatedly calling her a whore. Tyrion slew his father with a crossbow and escaped. Cersei has put a bounty on his head, resulting in a mass murder of dwarves, and he has since fled across the narrow sea, his own motives unknown even to himself. In an excerpt from A Dance with Dragons on Martin's website it is revealed that Tyrion is currently in Pentos and is staying with Illyrio Mopatis.[1]
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I gotta be honest, I'm not reading any of that.

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yeah, we might read all that
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you should really read the entire books, if you value entertainment and awesome lit
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OR NERDINESS
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your a nerd, ally.

nerd hot girls = even hotter than normal hot girls
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ser jaime lannister the kingslayer

i would do anything to have "the kingslayer" after my name, but i suppose the only thing i have to do is kill a king
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i'd do anything to be jaime lannister, in westeros and get to fuck cersei.

but i'd have my hand, and totally dominate on fools
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