A list of things that aren't funny

[CatCity]

bullshit dave, you would of at least had a number of gen eds that would of transferred. enough lies

[CatCity]

[fatlip]

yeah, considering i went for audio recording and saved all my gen ed for last semester (which i didnt make it to) the only things that passed through were communication and english

[CatCity]

yeah i was originally going for a completely different major so barely any of the credits transferred, unfortunately.

and of those original 3 semesters i was enrolled for, i only attended maybe 2 at most

you would have been placed on academic probation, something is telling me that you are full of shit, lets see your degree certificate dave

[CatCity]

yeah, considering i went for audio recording and saved all my gen ed for last semester (which i didnt make it to) the only things that passed through were communication and english

dave thats a 2 year degree, you completed 1 semester?, that leaves 6 more semesters for a completely different 2 year degree program, wtf?

[fatlip]

let me break it down for you since you seem to be having trouble...

Semester 1: Freshmen year @ FTC, took mainly computer and audio recording classes. Eng 101
Semester 2: Freshmen year @ FTC, see above + communication 101
Semester 3: Sophmore year @ FTC, didn't really show up for past the 2 week mark

Semester 4, 5: Freshmen year @ NCC
Semester 6. 7: Sophmore year @ NCC (2 year degree attained)

what's so hard about this?

[CatCity]

let me break it down for you since you seem to be having trouble...

Semester 1: Freshmen year @ FTC, took mainly computer and audio recording classes. Eng 101
Semester 2: Freshmen year @ FTC, see above + communication 101
Semester 3: Sophmore year @ FTC, didn't really show up for past the 2 week mark

Semester 4, 5: Freshmen year @ NCC
Semester 6. 7: Sophmore year @ NCC (2 year degree attained)

what's so hard about this?

4 semesters = 2 years dumbass


point being you seem to be quite the critic to my way of life, I stuck out my commitment to the military and went to war while disagreeing with the whole thing ( watch the "tillman story" you might understand the concept )if i would have refused, i would be sitting in a jail cell right now. but instead i will be finsishing my A.A.S in a span of 2 years. that is is 5 years less than you...

so go on and act like you are so much more better than me because you never joined the military, but at the end of the day david, i am elapsing past your standards at an alarming rate

[CatCity]

let me break it down for you since you seem to be having trouble...

Semester 1: Freshmen year @ FTC, took mainly computer and audio recording classes. Eng 101
Semester 2: Freshmen year @ FTC, see above + communication 101
Semester 3: Sophmore year @ FTC, didn't really show up for past the 2 week mark

Semester 4, 5: Freshmen year @ NCC
Semester 6. 7: Sophmore year @ NCC (2 year degree attained)

what's so hard about this?

4 semesters = 2 years dumbass


point being you seem to be quite the critic to my way of life, I stuck out my commitment to the military and went to war while disagreeing with the whole thing ( watch the "tillman story" you might understand the concept )if i would have refused, i would be sitting in a jail cell right now. but instead i will be finishing my A.A.S in a span of 2 years. that is is 5 years less than you...

so go on and act like you are so much more better than me because you never joined the military, but at the end of the day david, i am elapsing past your standards at an alarming rate

[fatlip]

but instead i will be finishing my A.A.S in a span of 2 years. that is is 5 years less than you.

lol 5 years less than me.. does that mean you're getting your degree in -2 years? make sure you take math 101 while you're enrolled. (english would help, too)

[CatCity]

my bad that 7 semesters rubbed off as 7 years, its just strange seeing such a large number for a 2 year degree, and im drunk. Dave how about uploading your degree cert?

[fatlip]

its packed away somewhere.. i'd hang it up but i'm not proud of it

[CatCity]

its packed away somewhere.. i'd hang it up but i'm not proud of it

bullshit, after struggling for 7 semesters, you better be proud of whatever the fuck it is that you passed, post it or gtfo

[fatlip]

its packed away somewhere.. i'd hang it up but i'm not proud of it

bullshit, after struggling for 7 semesters, you better be proud of whatever the fuck it is that you passed, post it or gtfo

0 struggling occurred. only thing i struggled with was finances. i did well in school. 2 years for a 2 year degree isn't anything special. especially when i learned pretty much nothing.

i guess the real accomplishment would be surviving the 2 years without offing myself from bordom

[CatCity]

post it dave

[$lmjimy311]

OH SHIT FORUM WAR!

i kind of am on sam's side about the whole war thing, at least he did some good while he was over there, you need people like that.

[Element]

[Tehshewz]

WAIT
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[fatlip]

WAIT
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best show

[Tehshewz]

WAIT
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best show

Moss is so adorable.


This is quite possibly the best segment from the show.


This is now an IT Crowd appreciation thread.

[Nate]

A two year degree is not 'finishing college'