How should I quit my job?

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:56 pm

I can't quit until I find a better one (anything full time automatically qualifies) but I want to plan this out perfectly. This establishment deserves no respect from me, and giving this much thought into it deems me utterly pathetic but I need -- need -- this. I'm gonna start a list. Should I...

1. Put in my two week notice, and give them my absolute best so that when I am gone they miss me?

2. Bring "fuck you" letters for each and every one of them?

3. First do 1, and then two weeks after I'm gone do 2?

4. Dissafuckingpear and don't look back?

5. Blow up and create a scene that embarrasses everyone?

6. Tell everyone in the area that they don't have cameras and that in order to drive off without getting caught you just have to do a couple of simple things...

7. Just slowly act more stupid every day until I disregard every command and force them to fire me due to stupidity?

Help me come up with something better, please!

mary · Post by **mary** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:01 am

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:34 am

I go with #2, but post the letters on a myspace page or a blog.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:33 am

This reminds me that I need to clock out.

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:35 am

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:09 am

Fill a cup with semen and improvise.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:11 am

I'm actually in the same situation right now. I can't decide whether to get myself fired and go on unemployment for a short stint or to just blow up on my boss for all his bullshit. Both would be very satisfying.

Yoni · Post by **Yoni** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:16 am

Always be wise, #1

SlvrFalcon007 · Post by **SlvrFalcon007** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:34 pm

5, thats what i did with my last job

Alexnova · Post by **Alexnova** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:45 pm

Yoni wrote:Always be wise, #1

Why bother?

1) He barely had the job long enough.

2) It's obvious his co-workers don't give a shit about him

3) Anytime you work a low-paying job nobody is gonna care how hard you are gonna work. They like to make fun of what you don't do.

4) Fuck them, I mean there's just no point in trying anymore.

DumpsterDave · Post by **DumpsterDave** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:15 pm

just give them your honest opinion as to what you think of them...put them in their place.

$ayzak · Post by **$ayzak** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:48 pm

My cunt of a boss is having me work overnights all weekend because someone walked off the job last week. If I already had another job lined up, I would wait until the night that I am supposed to work and call her and say, "Do you know why so-and-so walked off the job? Because working here feels like slavery. The only power an employee has is to quit, and to get the most out of it by sticking it to you. With that, I leave you with my overnight shift. Have fun working for free, overnight, all weekend, and don't think for a second that another employee will pick up your YOUR slack on such little notice. You did this to yourself. You're a terrible general manager. I quit." And with that she would not only have to work all weekend, but she'd have to hire someone to cover my full time schedule on second shift for the rest of the week.

Since I don't have another job yet I am going to suck it up, totally turn my sleeping schedule around, and give it my best this weekend. If I don't get some gesture of gratitude from this my departure will be more dramatic than I've even thought of yet.

Grrrr.

pnutwannabe · Post by **pnutwannabe** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:50 pm

Do whatever involves the most bloodshed.

$nipe · Post by **$nipe** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:05 pm

You might need some references for another jobs, you never know